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[WDT] NASCAR DAY [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, May 19, 2023.

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  1. Nettdata

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    Anyone else drunk at the lake and frying up a half pound of bacon for a snack?

    While hammering bourbon sours? Watching netflix?

    No?

    Just me?

    Well then… sucks to be you.
     
    #61 Nettdata, May 23, 2023
  2. Rush-O-Matic

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    I'm drinking bourbon at the river watching ESPN.
     
    #62 Rush-O-Matic, May 23, 2023
  3. Nettdata

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    All while my iphone is saying “tome to take your heart meds”

    lol
     
    #63 Nettdata, May 23, 2023
  4. Nettdata

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    Nice.
     
    #64 Nettdata, May 23, 2023
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    Zoe loves bacon.

    IMG_2549.jpeg
     
    #65 Nettdata, May 23, 2023
  6. Nettdata

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    Gotta say. Bacon fried with some blackening seasoning and bourbon sours are an absolutely amazing flavour pairing.

    Trust me.
     
    #66 Nettdata, May 23, 2023
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    Well, now I want bacon.
     
    #67 Rush-O-Matic, May 23, 2023
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    I now have bacon. Blackened seasoned bacon. It is all you think it would be.
     
    #68 Nettdata, May 23, 2023
  9. bewildered

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    I have approx 10lbs in the fridge. Come get it, and make me a lb while you're at it.
     
    #69 bewildered, May 23, 2023
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    I was drinking rose and eating puff pastry with berries and whipped cream on my back porch with some buddies from high school. No lake or bacon but not a bad time.
     
    #70 sisterkathlouise, May 24, 2023
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    Same. Pulled out all the seats and bases for a thorough carpet cleaning. The carpet suffers so bad, with the dogs and people tracking sand and dirt on it, and the boat staying in the water where I don't have the capability to clean it often enough. Stay tuned for after pics, it usually cleans up really nice.

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    #71 Fiveslide, May 24, 2023
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    Put some brown sugar and cayenne pepper on it while it cooks. Amazing stuff.
     
    #72 Juice, May 24, 2023
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    #73 bewildered, May 24, 2023
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    I have a final meeting today before we begin construction on our master suite. Bedroom, bathroom, closet, laundry room -- just under 1000 sq ft in total. Plus we are getting the patio covered, and doing an outdoor kitchen, mini fridge, and grill area there, as well as all new doors in the existing part of the house. This will all cost way too much, but we're building it the right way. Buy once cry once.
     
    #74 Revengeofthenerds, May 24, 2023
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    I'll tell ya about the kitchen remodel/expansion we had done about seven years some day. That alone cost as much as we paid for our house and the five acres it sits on.
     
    #75 walt, May 24, 2023
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    fortunately we already finished our kitchen remodel. I anticipate the cost for this expansion to go well into the "nice house on a lot" range.
     
    #76 Revengeofthenerds, May 24, 2023
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    In addition to the Corn Tracking method, anyone who has eaten wings and had a few beers knows the pain of the morning after. 12-15 hours tops. 36 hours means your intestinal tract has died.
     
    #77 Misanthropic, May 24, 2023
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    this is why I don't eat corn. Whole corn at least. So like no corn on the cob, no dips with corn in it, no mixed veggies with corn. I don't trust anything that passes through me that fast. I also don't like how it makes my poops feel like I'm shitting braille.
     
    #78 Revengeofthenerds, May 24, 2023
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    If an infinite number of monkeys ate an infinite amount of corn and shat from now to infinity, could they shit Shakespeare in braille?
     
    #79 Misanthropic, May 24, 2023
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    Blind people shouldn’t be able allowed to read Shakespeare.
     
    #80 Juice, May 24, 2023
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