https://nypost.com/2025/01/20/us-ne...into-flames-outside-popular-miami-strip-club/ A 95' yacht, chartered by a hip hop producer, caught on fire outside a strip club. My first thought, there needs to be more booby bars accessible by boat, because that is peak awesomeness. If we could take a boat to a strip club, I think my wife would actually go with me again, like we used to when we first met.
I feel like this would be superfluous. Isn't the point of owning a yacht that you can just invite bikini girls onto it whenever you want? It's basically a floating strip club already. Not to mention you can head out to international waters, because of the implication.
I do get what you're saying about yacht owners not needing to go to a titty bar. But this guy was like me, he didn't own a yacht. He was renting. So, I also get why he told the captain he wanted to see tits and they pulled the yacht up to the back door.
Call it “The Bearded Clam” and put it on an atoll straight out of Waterworld. To keep out the riffraff, it can only be accessed by using a ramp to jump into the centre of it with waterskis.
With some legit cannons, long nines, to fire at any people that even look like they will mention ADA compliance.
Can’t you take your pontoon boat in the lake and see titties nearly every weekend in the summer? I thought most large lakes had places where people would raft their boats and have huge parties, exposed titties included. I know my lake does. Not that the residents are happy about it. I really like the word titties.
In a place like Lake Havasau, sure. But you’re around the lowest level of “boat people” when you go there— the irresponsible, inexperienced kind. Around here we have the Pottahawk Piss-Up in Turkey Point on Lake Erie. Everyone ties their boats together in the bay and create an atoll where drunks stumble from boat-to-boat. Watching people falling off boats like ragdolls because they can’t moderate their booze will never stop being funny to me.
I've seen my fair share of titties on boats. I'm sure there are titties that get put out there to see on our lake, too. I would still like there to be more titty bars accessible by boat. I want to get someone to watch our kid, get on the pontoon, and go give dollar bills to women that say they're working their way through college, while drinking overpriced beer. It's the experience I'm searching for.
Luckily I can control both the furnace and the remote start for the truck from bed. The shit I do for my dog... a 6:45 departure to take her to camp. Not sure I'd do that for a kid... but I know she'd not let me get any work done if she stayed at home.
It was 44degC here yesterday (~108F), 34C currently outside, mid to high 30'sC for rest of week. What's that white stuff on the ground?
Way to use Celsius to make it look like it's actually cold where you are. It was -8 here today. In real units.
I enjoy watching On Patrol Live (the Live PD show that transitioned from A&E to Reelz), and they cover some districts in GA, Louisiana, SC, TN, etc, and watching them get snow this past week has been hilarious.