The lady that took our order i nicknamed bb because she had tiny chesticles (I thought that was the entire goddamned point?!) And if she shook her head you would hear the sound of a bb in a beer can. Her favorite expression is "lol, huh?" Ejaculating in her ear virtually quadrupled her intelligence. The men sitting around giving her money make me question if evolution isn't stuck going in reverse.
How much do you want to bet that if they DID give a hurricane a "black" name, people would scream "RACISM!" from the rafters?
Twin Peaks is better than Hooters. But neither gave great food. I still can’t get over that you didn’t know what sort of establishment it was ahead of time.
Yeah but people would get away from it at least speaking of hurricanes, the asshole of Texas is turning into the vagina of Texas because that shit is getting wet! At least this one is named Beta though so you know it won’t dominate anything