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[WDT] NATIONAL SIBLING DAY 2020 [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Apr 10, 2020.

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  1. bewildered

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    I've never been a light cooker and now have so many duck eggs that need a home, especially since I haven't been selling them due to covid fears.

    You know, I just typed out a bunch of stuff I cooked (and ate) recently and had to hit the backspace. It's just so bad, it's embarrassing. I think I gained more weight reading it off my screen.
     
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    Its getting pretty fucking bad here too. I've been eating uncrustables like an asshole. My wife had slices of cake delivered to the house last night. It was good, but still.
     
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    Now I'm envious. I was looking for one shortly before the virus hit the US. Didn't get it done. Really need one now.
     
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    Took me five years to lose the weight I gained during my wife's first pregnancy. She ate, I ate. I couldn't just sit there and not snack while she was eating her heart out.

    Your husband is the one that should really be worried.
     
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    My husband is a 6'8" string bean who has finally hit an average weight for his frame after 8 years of my cooking.

    He will be just fine. Fuck me, though.
     
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    Am I the only one concerned with what he's doing with his hands below our line of sight?

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    Or by the fact that by "Everything" he means his dick, and he's trying to trick her into making an "O" with her mouth so he can skull fuck her until the back of her head explodes. Then he can wander off wobbly kneed and collapse somewhere and take a nice nap.

    I think being sequestered in a motel room for three weeks is starting to take it's toll on me.
     
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    I think that's his daughter in the cartoon. So, that took a turn.
     
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    You should still look at getting one. There's a lot of options out there and every review website looks to be run by the same people and in the same way as the mattress review scam. This is what we got (unavailable on amazon currently). This one is by the same people and looks really solid. We were also considering this one .

    Main reason, aside from having something to do while it's shitty weather so we can't run and gyms are closed, is that my wife goes to Orange Theory and I don't think the one closest to us will open back up again. She's gotten into a groove on it and I doubt will go back even if it does open eventually. I do a 15-20 min warmup on it before I mess do free weights in the home office. Basic setup, but it works. Completely worth it imo.
     
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    How was it delivered? Did you have to do some assembly?
     
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    Well, that just makes it that much more disturbing doesn't it? Something's wrong with that dude. I thought it was his grandmother.
     
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    Assembly took about 30 minutes. Most of it was just unpacking the stuff from all the tape and bubble wrap and styrofoam crap. Stationary bikes don’t have that many moving parts. No wheels or anything.
     
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    It would have been ok if it was his grandmother? Ok then.
     
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    I didn't say it would be ok, just better. I mean, if it was his grandmother there'd be no chance of 3 eyed babies with tails. It's all about perspective.
     
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    If you're skull fucking a person, isn't the chance of pregnancy negligible?

    I mean, I went to catholic schools so I'm not really up on all that sex education stuff.
     
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    It all depends on how built up the pressure is. If it's been awhile, it's literally possible to blow through several internal organs and Voila! A fertilized egg.

    Haven't you ever read the Bible?
     
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    Bewildered has a point. It's all relative I guess.
     
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    Oh shit! Is that how Jesus was conceived!?
     
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    I thought angel told her she was knocked up. You would think she would have remembered the skull fucking part. Must have blocked it out.
     
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    Roofies. It comes from an ancient Jewish word...."Roof", meaning the top of a building. Joseph threw her off a building and then blew several years worth of blue balls into her mouth.

    Quite disturbing and not PC by any means.

    He was the one who named today "Good Friday." His balls shrunk 5 times that day.
     
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    All anal, all the time... what's there to be edumacated about?
     
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