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[WDT] NATIONAL SIBLING DAY 2020 [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Apr 10, 2020.

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  1. Revengeofthenerds

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    and for those asking about the stationary bike: apparently you can get the peloton videos on your phone. My wife is still in the free trial period I think but she said it's like $12/month for the app. I just listen to music, but she does that for like an hour while I watch her ass bounce from my desk.

    That's a thousand percent the way I'd go. Look for a stationary bike that has magnetic resistance (rather than a pad, those wear out and are a major hazard if you have young ones), belt drive rather than chain so it's not loud, and cage pedals rather than clip in so you can use your regular running shoes. You can change the pedals later, but that usually voids the warranty if you care about that kinda thing. Everything else is bells and whistles that jack up the price but create diminishing returns.

    Also, my wife's side of the family wanted to schedule a "family happy hour" tomorrow to celebrate Easter since they couldn't be together like they normally would My wife had to break it to them that tomorrow isn't sunday.
     
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    It is in Asia.
     
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    This ought to make y'all feel old...

    Remember me posting about a young guitarist named Desiree Bassett? She's almost 30 now. She never made the big time, but she's still amazing.

     
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    Now that a bald face lie right there, from what I remember catholic school girls were the most promiscuous of the lot.
     
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    Well they had no education about it so they had to resort to first hand knowledge.
     
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    I mean, I think that was already handled?
     
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    I can kind of vouch for this.

    When I was 17 I got my first apartment. Every week day by early afternoon my shitty apartment was filled with rebellious girls from the Christian school down the street.

    We all sat around and knitted quilts for the homeless. Or we drank, did drugs, and fucked like bunnies.

    Those hardcore Christian school girls were more fun then...other girls.
     
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    See, I saw she left an opening a mile wide, but I didn't take it because I'm a gentleman.
     
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    I think her husband saw that opening, too.
     
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    The opening doesn't get a mile wide until the baby comes out.
     
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    But she said she was a catholic schoolgirl. So maybe?
     
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    Went to catholic school. 95% of them remained virgins for god. The other 5% only got as wide as two of the preacher's fingers.

    Should come as no surprise like half our class realized they were lesbian once they actually got dick and was like "yeah that's not what I want."
     
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    I just found some mushrooms left over from last camping trip. Maybe I should eat them?
     
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    Spent a great afternoon boiling some crawfish and sides and drinking way too much beer. For one day, quarantine life wasn’t all that bad.
     
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    MARGARITAS YOU MOTHERFUCKING MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
     
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    HALO MASTER CHIEF EDITION AND RYE MOTHERFUCKER
     
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    My wife said she wanted to get into axe throwing. What the fuck??

    I have a set coming in on Thursday from amazon and I’m gonna build a target tomorrow.
     
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    A new set of wives? Like twins?
     
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    You're not the target?
     
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