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[WDT] NATIONAL SIBLING DAY 2020 [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Apr 10, 2020.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Kind of a flip side of that in our neck of the woods. Churches are the buildings that close up and get bought by businesses around here. There are a few in town are now restaurants, day spas, stores, etc.
     
    #101 Crown Royal, Apr 14, 2020
  2. Rush-O-Matic

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    What news did I miss? I went to the ATM at my bank and the drive-thru lines were all 6-8 cars deep. I passed two other banks on my way back to the office and the lines of cars were out to the street. What is that all about?

    I know April 15 used to be a busy day at the post office.
     
    #102 Rush-O-Matic, Apr 15, 2020
  3. toytoy88

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    Probably people getting their Trump Bux.
     
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    I laugh in the face of any future toilet paper shortages.
    Installed in about 5 minutes.


    Bum gun.jpg
     
    #104 dixiebandit69, Apr 15, 2020
  5. GTE

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    But the real question, do you sit or stand when you use it?
     
    #105 GTE, Apr 15, 2020
  6. NatCH

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    He stands. On the lid.
     
    #106 NatCH, Apr 15, 2020
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    If I couldn't get toilet paper I have a shower and soap.
     
    #107 SouthernIdiot, Apr 15, 2020
  8. bewildered

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    You don't have the targeted pressure of an adjustable bidet though. Mine will clean out your lower intestine if you crank it up. Let's see your shower do that.
     
    #108 bewildered, Apr 15, 2020
  9. SouthernIdiot

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    If I just had a bowel movement my lower intestine is pretty clean. Maybe it comes in handy if I'm constipated.
     
    #109 SouthernIdiot, Apr 15, 2020
  10. NatCH

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    Or maybe a larger version of this for dudes who have an awkward history with a hairbrush.
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    #110 NatCH, Apr 15, 2020
  11. bewildered

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    But what about the inside of your sphincter? THINK OF YOUR SPHINCTER, MAN.
     
    #111 bewildered, Apr 15, 2020
  12. bewildered

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    PS: The reason ducks and other birds continuously shit everywhere and cannot be potty trained in any capacity is because they do not have a sphincter.
     
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    What is the cost difference between that and a sink sprayer? Because they look pretty much the same.

    That and it looks like splatter may be an issue.

    It seems like it would be easier and cleaner just to hop in the shower.
     
    #113 toytoy88, Apr 15, 2020
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    I try not to.

    Hey, you ever squat over a mirror to see what that thing looks like?

    Me neither.
     
    #114 Misanthropic, Apr 15, 2020
  15. bewildered

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    You ever try to shave your crotch when you were pregnant?

     
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    Some things are best left unseen.
     
    #116 SouthernIdiot, Apr 15, 2020
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    I maintain the reason for the toilet paper shortages is that people are learning to cook for themselves for the first time
     
    #117 Revengeofthenerds, Apr 15, 2020
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    I honestly feel really bad for women who've seen my naked taint. I tried shaving it once when I was a teen, worst. decision. ever. Had a chinese girl I was dating in China mention it when we took a shower after getting down to business. Even in her broken english the disgust was palpable.

    It's Demi Moore bad:
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    #118 Kubla Kahn, Apr 16, 2020
  19. Esian

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    We used one of those things when my ex-wife insisted we try cloth diapers. The difference between gentle rinsing stream and power washer mode was something I was never able to get the hang of.
    I ended up buying a much better model for kid #2 that didn't have to have the main diverter shut off between each use. I definitely wouldn't want to be trying to clean my ass with one of those things while hovering above the bowl.
     
    #119 Esian, Apr 16, 2020
  20. walt

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    Seriously, how do you keep a mess from splashing everywhere?
     
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