Can you imagine how terrible a generation would have to be if their defining book was the memoir of a woman whose greatest achievement was taking a really big poop that made her ex-boyfriend's internet fans laugh.
Holy shit y'all, Li'l Bandit and I just finished installing some longtube header on his truck. PAIN IN THE ASS. We started at 11am, and we're finally done. Pictures coming to the automotive thread soon.
just got an application from someone with the last name of "kuntz." There is now a new leader in the clubhouse for most unfortunate name.
That's actually a fairly common Germanic name, though you probably don't see as many of those down your way. It's pronounced with an "oo" sound.
there’s a local elementary school named after someone with a last name that is pronounced that way. Funny enough he was my wife’s band instructor. Also the high school my kiddos will attend is named after someone with the first name as me. Who died of a brain tumor.
I wish I had the time to post random but memorable facts in the comments section on Pornhub, and when someone inevitably goes "how did you know that?" the image of black amputee toilet porn flashes in your mind and you go, "I dunno, I read it on Wikipedia somewhere". In other news, I have reached the point in quarantine where I have a Fitbit because measuring masturbation in orgasms is basic: strokes per mile, bitch.
Massive ongoing Twitter hack right now. Affecting the accounts of Apple, Cashapp, Uber, Pornhub, Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates, Mike Bloomberg, Kanye West, Elon Musk and probably more. Hackers are using it for a bitcoin scam which has racked up like $8M so far.
Dude... it's EVERYBODY. There is some interesting hacking going on here at what might be a system level. They are able to change emails and other account info to protonmail addresses, which speaks to a very privileged level of access. I really can't wait for the postmortem on this one.
Yeah, it seemed pretty clear early on that these weren't account level hacks, but they'd gotten some privileged access to the entire system.
I'm also really interested to know if they have some sort of special "trump" app that handles his tweets compared to normal people. And also, if you fuck with his tweets, you very well may get some local drone-on-drone action at some point, so maybe best not to poke the stupid orange-haired bear in the first place.