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[WDT] READ TOLKIEN DAY [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Mar 25, 2022.

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  1. Aetius

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    my standard second guess is POUND so I had the end pretty quickly. From there I went with WHIFF to check WOUND, HOUND, and FOUND, and it turned out to be FOUND. If that failed, my next play was something like BOMB to check off BOUND and MOUND.
     
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    From 2016, when there were protests because there were no Black nominees. Skip to 2:40 for the Jada / Will jokes.

    Some members of the Academy are calling for discipline against Will Smith. I'm sure there are some old white dudes in the Academy that were like, "See, THIS is why would shouldn't nominate Black people."
     
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    I got it, barely

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    I’m sure we’ll get some eye rolling blogs and commentary out of this but hey it’s either discuss this or words with friends. I think dude has some real issues going on if that was his reaction to some relatively
    light hearted roasting in a venue known for revolving around just that (or it was staged to revive a moribund award show). Some dick hole is pestering you all night at the bar and mouths off about your girl? Throw bows. One of the preeminent comedians on the planet does it at an award show?

    Could be he was just drunk.
     
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    I think his marriage is a nightmare and that he's a naturally happy go lucky guy trying to make it work with a psycho who has put him through unimaginable emotional trauma.

    The bad joke was pretty light but Jada was shooting daggers with her eyes. There are a number of ways Will could have reacted but he smacked Chris and then yelled angrily from his seat. I can see being upset, but c'mon. He turnt that shit up to a 10. I think he is under a lot of pressure outside that moment and exploded.
     
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    I'm not sure I understand what point you're trying to make?

    I'm not saying Chris Rock did anything wrong. I'm saying he went for a cheap joke, because comedians will always do that because it's literally what they do for a living. If you want to call out a shitty joke, it's going to be far more impactful to pull the old, "I'm disappointed in you" routine than hitting the guy. The media would have been lapping up a woman showing up to an event with a shaved head and her husband sticking up for her when the Evil Comedian made fun of her.
     
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    His face when his wife was talking about fucking his son's friends or whatever says it all, and this is him trying to keep his shit together:

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    Yeah I'd say he's dealing with some shit.
     
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    The best part of the whole exchange was that you could tell that Rock was about to go there with a comeback before he remembered where he was and who his audience was.
     
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    I didn't really have a point. Just giving the previous Chris Rock hosting clip some context, and that he'd poked fun at Jada / Will in the past.
     
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    I guess Chris didn’t get the memo comedians are only allowed to punch up now. Any marginalized groups, which these days just about covers every single person on earth, cannot be joked about.
     
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    he should do like 15 min youtube set of straight will/jada jokes, sponsored by ashleymadison. He’d make millions
     
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    Because no one realized that making a joke about an extremely wealthy and famous woman who is married to an extremely wealthy and famous man is “punching down,” apparently.
     
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    Nah, dude. You're a Superstar. You're wife's a star. Your up for the Biggest Award. You dabble/deal in how people treat you .You know there's a "Comic" Host, and it's Rock. But here's the thing; ON STAGE, EVERYONE CAN GET IT. Jason Momoa would've got it about how Rock's wife wants to fuck him. CAUSE THAT'S WHAT COMEDY IS!

    By that I mean, there's no "Too Mean", no "Too Soon", no "Damn, that's Fucked up!". That's what Comedy is. To tell a comedian, "Hey, don't talk about this..", Pretty much like telling a painter to not use Blue....

    Jada can be Mad/Embarrassed/ETC, but she can't do that sitting THAT close to the stage. Someone told them ;"Hey you're gonna get made fun of". And Will Smith signed off on that. And if Jada Smith didn't, she shouldn't've sat there.

    She sat in her seat, rolled her eyes, and could've got up herself and been an OG Queen.
     
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    If Smith was going for some street cred, he would've whipped out his Draco and lit the place up. Bitch slapping someone for dissin' your woman? That ain't shit.
     
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    I stumbled across a conspiracy theory that this was all staged, so that people would all learn that Jada had alopecia, and then she’ll become the spokesperson for Pfizer’s upcoming alopecia drug Allegro, Pfizer having been a sponsor of the Oscars.

    Probably connected to the Rothschilds somewhere in there too.
     
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    I like how they think Pfizer would need a spokesperson for a baldness cure. That shit would sell itself.
     
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    Gas hit $6 a gallon here today. Apparently, it's never going to start dropping.

    Yay.
     
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