My thing when deleting was simple: if you can summarize your political thoughts with a meme, you're doing it wrong and fuck off. I deleted my own brother, because fuck it.
I like the question mark on the tag. It adds some mystery. I think this gal would make a great hood ornament. Or maybe one of those front of the ship things, whatever you call them. Spoiler: NSFW.
As your fellow Hoosier I suggest just shutting down Facebook and drinking heavily for about another week. By then the Facebook pissing contests should be over or at least have moved on to something else. I'm glad it's getting nice out so I can spend my time golfing and ignoring pretty much everything and everyone. Except the girlfriend, because sex.
There is so much win in this six second video I don't know where to begin. Fat, impolite, vulgar white trash woman. $uper $ave Foods parking lot. Mountain Dew in hand. Reba t-shirt. Texas. It's absolute perfection. A Voltron of awesomeness come together:
And just when I thought Indiana was redneck. Holy shit, that is the most redneck thing I've seen since Larry the Cable Guy rode a horse in a NASCAR race while drinking a can of beer and holding up a confederate flag. If this were a Family Guy episode, we'd have a cutaway gag now.
Well this weekend just got interesting. I just got a text message asking "are you around? the police are looking for a pharmacist".
Anyone who said "Great. Now Christians have to deal with being discriminated against by all those so-called 'protected classes'. Because that's TOTALLY okay..." got a side eye and a delete.
I've just spent the last half hour watching Michael Winslow stuff on YouTube. The guy is an absolute genius.
He has a once-in-a-generation talent that nobody else has. He wrote himself into folklore instantly for the first Police Academy movie. Just so crazy.
When was the last time you were just casually taking video of your passenger window, as if you're waiting for something to happen... not panning or moving it, but keeping that open window perfectly framed... and then hey look, some fucktard comes and says something fucked up, and you keep your video framed on the window as she moved away? I'm going with "never".
I love how after that whole things goes down, the next guy in line drives up RIGHT AWAY... like, she's not even out of frame when she goes peeling out, and you see him halfway up to the window.
I've spent the last 2 hours playing with lights. 90% of my lights in my house are now Hues.. as in the wi-fi controlled Phillips lights that can be any colour in the spectrum. They are fucking insanely expensive, but you haven't lived until you can recreate scenes from Das Boot in your whole house... I have a button that makes them all half-intensity red... "night mode". I have perfect "program at the desk" mode... and "play video games" mode... and "night light" mode. Some people may laugh, but I'm damn impressed, and think this is pretty fucking cool.