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WDT - Religion Is Good For Something Friday

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, Apr 2, 2015.

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  1. ghettoastronaut

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  2. CharlesJohnson

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    [​IMG]

    #YORO

    You Only Resurrect Once, playah.
     
    #102 CharlesJohnson, Apr 5, 2015
  3. TX.

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    I just spent the last week drinking and eating delicious, awful-for-me food. Time to give my liver a rest and detox.
     
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  4. D26

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    Wow, my in laws cannot take the hint to leave.

    Wife: "It's getting late, the day got away from us and its almost daughter's bed time."
    Mother-in-law: "oh, more dessert!"

    Me: "yeah, I'm busy with school stuff, even have some prep to do tonight."

    Mother in law: "Time for more coffee!"

    Daughter: *giant yawn, 3/4 asleep*
    Mother in law: Let's get some candy from your Easter Basket!

    Fuck. My new working theory: my mother in law has Aspergers. she can't read social cues, doesn't understand sarcasm, and has zero inner monologue (she has never had a thought in her life she didn't verbalized). I'd tell her, but she would use it as an excuse to be even more socially awkard and terrible. I can see it now:

    "You can't get mad at me for calling you stupid, I have Aspergers!"

    "I have Aspergers because I was vaccinated as a kid!"

    "Aspergers makes me smarter, I've seen Rain Man!"
     
    #104 D26, Apr 5, 2015
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    Given what you've posted in the past, I'm going with horrendous, raging bitch. Is that a symptom of Aspergers?
     
    #105 Binary, Apr 5, 2015
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    I put on a bikini today.
    Was not horrified.

    So that's cool.

    I miss drinking.
     
    #106 shimmered, Apr 5, 2015
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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    Nope, horrendous raging bitch is only a symptom of HRBS - Horrendous Raging Bitch Syndrome.
     
    #107 Trakiel, Apr 5, 2015
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    This is fucking cool.

     
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    Pics or it didn't happen.
     
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  10. shimmered

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    I'm six months pregnant. Y'all don't ACTUALLY want to see that.
     
    #110 shimmered, Apr 6, 2015
  11. Rush-O-Matic

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    Ha ha, of course not!

    Just your ass. And, your boobs.
     
    #111 Rush-O-Matic, Apr 6, 2015
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    The boobs are pretty amazing right now.
     
    #112 shimmered, Apr 6, 2015
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    My oldest sister is due the first week of June and I saw her in person for the first time in months last week. It's crazy seeing her like that. I'm excited to be an uncle though.
     
    #113 katokoch, Apr 6, 2015
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    So...how do your sister's boobs look?
     
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    I will need to think on this. Can't say that I have ever laid eyes upon a pregnant woman in a bikini.
     
    #115 gogators, Apr 6, 2015
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    So long as she isn't wearing flats in the picture it's fine.
     
    #116 CharlesJohnson, Apr 6, 2015
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    Pfft. You grossly underestimate the depravity of the members of this board. You were hot before the pregnancy... I'm guessing that had a lot to do with you getting pregnant. Shit don't change because you are now pregnant. Pregnancy doesn't suddenly make you a minger.
     
    #117 whathasbeenseen, Apr 6, 2015
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    I live in a sort of holiday place and my boss for lack of a better term for the guy (he's my client but my only client) is visiting with his family. I connected him with a friend who runs a dive shop and another that runs a surf school and then met his partner and their kids. Its kinda weird because today is a holiday in the UK (where this client is based) but not in the US (where they have two offices). So I had to say 'Right, gotta go so I can get to work' as one of his kids was attempting to ply me with a banana daiquiri. I do like this life.

    Fuck are you degenerates up to today?
     
    #118 whathasbeenseen, Apr 6, 2015
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    Some of us are working. Some of us are not posting pictures of our pretty amazing boobs on the internet.
     
    #119 Rush-O-Matic, Apr 6, 2015
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    Well...

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