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[WDT] SEINFELD DAY [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Apr 29, 2022.

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  1. Revengeofthenerds

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    Texas should join with Alaska and Alberta to form the National Redneck Alliance
     
    #41 Revengeofthenerds, May 3, 2022
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    Meh, I don't find any of them attractive. Way too much white trash on both sides of the family. Porn it is I guess.
     
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    But you’re from the south, right? You’re sourthern?
    Gotta fuck your family. Facts don’t care about your feelings.
     
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    I was always the oddball black sheep. I'm too old to change at this point.
     
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    so funny story. When I first started dating my wife, she told me that her aunt and uncle were also cousins. They're the "we're wearing our nice camo" kinda folks, so I was like, well shit, okay I guess. Whatever. Their kids kinda seem retarded anyway so it makes sense. Didn't question it.

    Wasn't until several years later, well into our marriage, that I realized she was joking.
     
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    A drinking buddy of mine is currently fucking his first cousin. And no, I’m not kidding.

    Luckily they’re both old enough that the results of combining recessive genes will never be realized.
     
    #46 Misanthropic, May 3, 2022
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    I discovered this morning I had (have?) a tonsil stone (stones?)

    Today’s efforts to remove it, or them, were…not fun.
     
    #47 NatCH, May 3, 2022
  8. bewildered

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    Did you hock any up? How big were they? Did you squish them?
     
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    this afternoon, I thought I got rid of it, and it was about the size of a decent Nerds candy.
    After dinner, I still felt like it was there, and I got some more. The biggest was about the size of an m&m.
    I had to stop, because dinner threatened to double back.
    Squished a couple. These are the first I’ve ever had to deal with, and it’s gross as fuck.
     
    #49 NatCH, May 4, 2022
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    Reap that karma on r/popping
     
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    On a scale of 1 to 10, how was the smell?
     
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    You know, people keep saying they smell, but I couldn’t really tell.
     
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    You should take a COVID test.
     
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    If covid has only affected my ability to smell tonsil stones, then I’ll take that win.
     
    #54 NatCH, May 4, 2022
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    I have to clear out my tonsil stones every couple days. It's absolutely disgusting.
     
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    That dude looks like he had his arm re-attached facing the wrong direction.
     
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    #58 Aetius, May 4, 2022
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    I read that it was a no-phone show, so technically the real villain is the person who recorded it for RUINING THE EXPERIENCE
     
    #59 NatCH, May 4, 2022
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    As a board, we seem to have stopped being one of the top Google search destinations for why anal sex smells bad, but our new trending search result is, "fuck me to your favorite song".

    Just thought you degenerates should be kept abreast of what you're trending for. Carry on.
     
    #60 Binary, May 4, 2022
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