Oh yeah, well I cleaned up all the dog shit left by two large hounds in our backyard built up over the winter. Talk about satisfaction. I’ve also fixed the sinks, refloored the upstairs bathroom, blasted off the patio and driveway, built a four-tier bike rack with my neighbour’s MIG welder and whatever to keep myself as busy as I did while I was working. If you sit there you’ll fall into a bad routine.
It’s not encouraged. We make fun of those guys as much as you do. All talk and no bite. If they were any good they’d have a better job that doesn’t involve walking around in an environment so hot you clench you’re butthole shut to keep the cool air in.
Definitely doing the yard work too - ripping out jasmine that is harboring rats and bugs, planting roses, cleaning the pool, power washing the driveway. I can’t sit here and let this time go by unused. It’s just not in me.
Yeah this actually works. Scared the shit outta my wife. She said today is the only day I'm allowed to fuck with her like that. Which means of course I gotta do something tomorrow as well.
How do I explain this: they work in Port Huron. They work in Detroit. They work around Lake St. Claire, they work in Niagara Falls. Those angry little jarhead wannabes are everywhere along your borders. Like a fungus.
they're supposed to be more friendly by canada though aren't they? Like they hold up the barbed wire fence, say "excuse me" as they pass. I thought it was funny the guy was serving taquitos. Like really what's the difference, you have papers and they don't? My butthole puckered though when the reporter was looking down the barrel.
This is cool. A lot of newer country artists got together, kinda, and did a collaboration. Tenille Townes (hey Canada) and Kassi Ashton are worth buying everything they put out there.
Ladies of TiB, this is your important PSA* during these difficult times. Do not let your Cooper's ligament be damaged! Please, be careful. For future Boobie thread posts, for your boyfriend/lover/husband . . . for all of us, really. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/...ockdown-leave-saggy-breasts-experts-warn.html Also, in the spirit of everyone being kind, someone should update the Boobie thread. For the community. *Penis Straightening Announcement
" especiallly in larger cups with B/C cups weighing about 500g and 2+ kg for G+ cup" 2 kilo's is about 4.5lbs. I couldn't imagine having 4.5lbs hanging off my chest all day. No wonder busty girl's shoulders sag and ol' A cup Mrs. GTE has perfect posture.
So now we have to unblock ad blocker on every page we visit now? It's more annoying with the 'please whitelist us' pop up than the fucking ads were in the first place. Do they have any software now that tricks sites into thinking you aren't running it?
Friend had a reduction and the doctors removed almost five pounds of boob and still left her curvy. Mine are like three but they’re implants and probably not going anywhere. I hope.
I'm watching a simulated White Sox game on YouTube sports Chicago. It's a video game (I think MLB The Show 2020), but the White Sox actual announcers are calling it. Pretty entertaining, especially when the game glitches. https://youtu.be/QKYMv1rKyfo
I’m jealous of everyone getting things done. I work for an essential company and while I’m very thankful to still be pulling a paycheck I’m having a hard time focusing when I am at home. Throw in attempting to do schoolwork with the kids and I’ve never felt less productive. I also had tickets to see Sturgill Simpson and Tyler Childers last night. Instead I played Animal Crossing. For a person who reads a lot of apocalyptic shit, I’m not enjoying it. 2/10, needs more zombies.
Also thankfully working but I'm pulling my hair out heading home and sitting there all afternoons & weekends. Shitty day at work today and all I want to do is grab a beer with some friends and but nope. I don't know how people who work from home are doing it. Being in stuck in your house for 24 hours a day and maybe escaping for a quick walk sounds like county lock up to me. Yeah, yeah, cry me a river. People are dying. I get it. Just allow me to be selfish for this moment.
I broke my personal boycott of video chats a week or so ago so I could have a virtual drink with some roller derby friends. I’m an introvert through and through, I just didn’t realize how much I enjoyed having the option to do things. Remember when we used to do google hangouts here? Maybe now would be a good time to pick up video chats in some form. (Says she, who pops in every few months to a year.)
I thought I’d posted about it before. I joined a roller derby league. I’m still a trainee because I suck and need to improve some skills before I qualify to play but I’ve had a blast practicing so far. Granted, short of a couple of attempts at outdoor skating this week I’ve barely been on skates for like a month.
Whose pitching? I’m sure I can find a line on it. They have anything and everything. Come on Oleg Kutuzov in table tennis!