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[WDT] SQUIRREL DAY [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Jan 21, 2022.

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  1. bewildered

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    But it's NaTuRaL!
     
    #41 bewildered, Jan 23, 2022
  2. downndirty

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    All the kink folks I know who are into peeing on people are like..."It's not even fun anymore!"

    So, yeah, between the upset stomach and upset game, I wasn't trying to have a shart during sex...but y'alls tips and concern are highly appreciated.
     
    #42 downndirty, Jan 23, 2022
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    Hypothetical question - if you had shit yourself while going down on her, would you have stopped or kept going? Would it have required a pause to reflect on your life choices, or continued unperturbed? And what would your reaction be if she was obviously turned on by it?
     
    #43 Binary, Jan 23, 2022
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    Space-docking is also an option.
     
    #44 Juice, Jan 23, 2022
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    Kept going, obviously. What are you, a bitch or something?

    If she was turned on by it, I'd eat a lot more Indian food.

    I would have thought these answers were blatantly obvious.
     
    #45 downndirty, Jan 23, 2022
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    What if SHE would have shit herself while you were going down on her?
     
    #46 jdoogie, Jan 23, 2022
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    I think he answered that in his post right before yours
     
    #47 AFHokie, Jan 23, 2022
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    When my first husband and I were stationed at Fort Stewart (before I joined the army) I befriended a lady who had a kid, got an IUD, had another kid, got a tubal, had another kid, her husband had a vasectomy, and they had one more.

    I asked what the plan was now, and she said she wanted a hysterectomy.
     
    #48 shimmered, Jan 23, 2022
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    I used to work with a lady who had their six child while she had an IUD and he was wearing a condom.
     
    #49 Revengeofthenerds, Jan 23, 2022
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    She told you all this at work?

    I guess it’s not that crazy, I worked at Hollywood Video in high school and the shift manager showed me the top part of her pubes on my second day for some reason.
     
    #50 Juice, Jan 23, 2022
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    Was it the third day when you saw the bottom part?
     
    #51 Rush-O-Matic, Jan 23, 2022
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    People either don’t share anything or they share everything. It’s not a lot of inbetween.
     
    #52 shimmered, Jan 23, 2022
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    Thankfully not. Even with how thirsty I was at 17, she was an absolute pig. She had a happy trail up to her belly button like a dude would. She also could not stop talking about Willy Wonka, particularly the forthcoming remake with Johnny Depp. She just kept carrying on about it.
     
    #53 Juice, Jan 23, 2022
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    That’s a boner killer. Lady boner. Dude boner. Whatever.
     
    #54 shimmered, Jan 23, 2022
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    At this point she ought to ask Elon Musk to launch her ute into the sun, just to be sure.
     
    #55 kuhjäger, Jan 24, 2022
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    I can applaud powering through adversity.

    I'm not sure I'm man enough to start aggressively shitting myself as foreplay, though.
     
    #56 Binary, Jan 24, 2022
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    Manliness has nothing to do with shitting yourself. It's all about dedication, passion and giving so few fucks that a bowl of trouser chili is just how you start to have a good time.

    In other news, about once a month someone reaches out and tells me they are so glad I quit drinking when I did...could be related, I'll never know.
     
    #57 downndirty, Jan 24, 2022
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    Jesus what the fuck is up with your diet?
     
    #58 Juice, Jan 24, 2022
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    I just spent half an hour on my hands and knees trying (unsuccessfully) to light my water heater, and then with my head and torso under a sink unclogging it.

    Not once did a stepsister, stepmother or a hot neighbor come by to take advantage of my compromising positions. Lies!! What a waste of time.
     
    #59 Misanthropic, Jan 24, 2022
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    Sounds like you forgot to order a pizza.
     
    #60 Nettdata, Jan 24, 2022
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