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[WDT] SQUIRREL DAY [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Jan 21, 2022.

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  1. bewildered

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    I was looking up foods to try for a toddler and a WHO article talked about how roasted grasshoppers were commonly eaten as an early childhood food in many regions of the world, and when given a choice, the children would choose the roasted insect over other things. Can't really get them around here though.

    Yeah, the mushy canned silkworms just seem gross, but more about the texture than anything else.
     
  2. Juice

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    Yeah, but this way it’s not cannibalism. Also I guess you could fuck it like @Binary strongly suggests, but it seems a little odd to pump a load into an animal you’re about to eat.
     
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    I know you didn't really ask, but one of the first solid foods I gave my daughter was chicken livers mixed with sweet potatoes. She would devour those things like nothing else we gave her at first. It was the weirdest thing.
     
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    Well look at Mr. Fancy Pants "I can afford multiple turkey basters"
     
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    I remember there was a thread on the old board (I don't remember the original topic, or who said it), and somehow the topic of bestiality came up.
    I think it was the thread about the shaved orangutan prostitute.

    Anyway, someone told about how one of his hillbilly family members would fuck chickens, BUT you could only fuck the chicken if you were about to eat it, because a human penis in there would year up the chicken's insides.

    Who else remembers that?

    I also remember that another guy visited a South American country (Argentina?) and some guy over there told him that the proper way to fuck a goat was to stick both of its hind legs in a boot, that way it can't kick you.
     
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    I vaguely remember the fucking a chicken to death thing coming from one of the websites that was linked from the old goatse page.
     
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    Plot twist, it was you
     
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    So Ezra Miller has apparently posted a video in which he threatens to kill members of the KKK. And not in a "racists beware, I'm coming for you" way, but in a "this very specific local chapter of the KKK, if you don't shoot yourselves I'm going to do it for you" way. I'm kinda excited to see if he's crazy enough to actually do something wild.
     
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    “Wild” like what, shoot them with glitter? Did he just watch Mississippi Burning for the first time and came to the conclusion the Klan were bad? I sure am interested in seeing how that mentally ill, 110-pound idiot is going to follow up on these comments.
     
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    Blizzard warning just issued for my area. 24in+ forecast. Good times.
     
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    Work just let us know everything from VA to Maine is going to get some snow, and the further north of Philly you are, the more you get. Glad I did my Costco run yesterday.

    I'm just looking forward to Sunday: hot tub and playoff games.
     
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    that’s what you’re gonna tell your wife. She’s gonna say it’s more like 3 though right?
     
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    Looks like it's staying far enough east of us and will miss us. Thank God.
     
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    We had a college tour down in Virginia that we’ve decided to skip. We’d be driving through snow and sleet coming and going, and the DC area could get up to 5 inches of snow plus some freezing rain. I saw how well things went down there a week or two ago. I don’t feel like freezing along the side of a closed I-95, foraging for old fries under the floor mats and drinking my own urine.
     
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    Well, we're not getting any snow, but they are calling for it to hit a wind chill of -31°C tonight. That's the kind of night where you just leave the furnace running all night or it'll never be able to get the house back up to temp in any reasonable time.
     
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    I'd like to thank someone who shall remain nameless for helping me sort out yesterday why my Nest thermostat kept trying to figure out when the house was empty and taking it down to 14*C. That would have been a fun thing to overcome when it's -31* outside.
     
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