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[WDT] ST PADDY'S DAY [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Mar 15, 2019.

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  1. dixiebandit69

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    If by "legend," you mean "fucking joke despised by real country music fans everywhere," then yeah, he's a legend.

    In other news, I got a call from my cousin last night, which was kind of odd, because we generally only share a brief phone call during the holidays.

    It seems that my brother was in a bad motorcycle accident ; a bunch of broken bones, brain surgery, the whole nine yards. He's going to make it, but they are unsure of what kind of permanent damage there will be. The medical folks are talking about him needing "long term care..."

    For those of you not keeping track at home, this is the same brother who spent 14 years in federal prison for robbing banks to finance his cocaine habit, then got back on coke when he got out, robbed my dad, drained my bank account and credit cards while I was in prison, and used MY Firebird as a getaway car in some other robberies. (He ended up doing three more years in prison for SOME of that stuff.)

    So to say the least, I'm feeling mixed emotions about his condition.
     
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    Sounds right.
     
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  3. Crown Royal

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    #63 Crown Royal, Mar 21, 2019
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    Sounds Venezuela.
     
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    It didn't say that he ate it.
     
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    Sorry, but this is too important not to post in this thread too:

     
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    Sorry, I'm lost...are we...is...did I miss a memo about Billy Ray and his fucking Roger rabbit ass mullet?

    also the hospital called. This stupid fucking uterus is being evicted Tuesday.
     
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    So long as you don't judge him by every karaoke Acky Breaky Heart you hear, he was actually solid.

     
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    I'm a Willie, Waylon, Haggard, Cash, and Frizzell kinda girl.

    I remember that song and liking it, but if it came on my radio I'd definitely change the channel.
     
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    You mean you don't get a freedom boner listening to something along the lines of....

     
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    Pandering faggotry. That song isn’t worthy of wiping a hobo’s ass. You might as well be blasting this in your car:

     
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    I was in the army when that fucking song came out and we were at a goddamn club in Savannah when the DJ flipped from Eminem to that horseshit and it just...


    I fucking hate toby Keith and his voice and his teeth and the whole stupid message to that song. Urhg.
     
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    I like all of the Hank Williamseses.
     
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    I'm hit or miss with Junior. Country State of Mind, The Blues Man, and his early early stuff I'm down. III is putting the cunt back in country so...I'm down with that.
     
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    Three is an absolute crazy person in the best way. I saw him here in town, he did a three hour set: two hours of shitkicker outlaw country, an hour of metal. He throws himself into his performance like a stuntman, the guy is an INCREDIBLE performer. He’s also the bass player in Superjoint Ritual, one of the heaviest bands in music history.
     
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    Already been done

     
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    My mom is a super huge Conway Twitty fan. And TG Sheppard.
    And she hates all forms of rap, hip hop, pop, etc. Says it's indecent.
    I couldn't listen to Madonna or stuff like that from the 80s because it was bad for me.

    I asked her if she ever actually listened to the words to the songs or just held on to them for nostalgia's sake because they're all about cheating and fucking.

    she was unimpressed with me line of questioning.


    also I'm looking at salons in Colorado, and just, finding a new place I'll be comfortable working and making money is stressing me out.
     
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    I'm sensing alcohol mixed with social media
     
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