Lol. Paying the cashier at your local Tim Hortons to shake her ass in the handicapped bathroom doesn’t make her a stripper.
No, she makes her your MOM. BOOM. ROASTED. Seriously... a good strip club is a lot of fun without any of the crap y'all are talking about.
I used to frequent strip clubs in my early/ mid 20's. I knew what I was getting into, and I didn't spend a lot of money there (not like I had a lot of money to spend in those days). There was one club I went to only a few miles away from my old house, and I used to go there a few days out of the week. It was ghetto as fuck. The waitresses sold coke. I'd get one lap dance every time ($5) from the same girl who was really cool to talk to, and was legit smokin' hot, spend about $10 on beers ($2.50 each back then), and maybe get one more dance from the other girls. Fun times. Fun fact: Jungle Julia SAYS that she used to like going to strip clubs, but now she doesn't want to, anymore. And I can't go, either.
Dude... Montreal has the best strip clubs. Full touching nudity, and Montreal Smoked Meat. What is not to love?
I may have missed the smoked meat when I was in Montreal for a friends bachelor party, but the strip clubs are legit. Good times. Years back we had some fun watching football at the Spearmint Rhino before flying back from Las Vegas too. I'm honestly not sure which was better.
Also bagels, apparently. I’m not really a bagel person, but the best one I ever had was in Montreal. It was so good I got a second one and just ate it plain. Also we conceived our daughter there (in Montreal, not specifically the bagel store).
My first security job was The Fabulous Forum. They made us wear jeans with a tuxedo shirt and and tie. I looked like a goddamn prom narc.
When the wifey and I went to a strip club in Vegas, it was more than $100 to walk in the door. She had never been to a strip club and thought "Well, if I'm going to check one out, might as well do it in Vegas" After the Uber charges, door charge and beers, it cost about $200 for her to become bored after 20 mins.
Yea, i always had fun in them. The one in Victoria that closed down for drug dealing out of the back was great.
Also she would have been able to say things like ”I’m not Jewish, but I was concieved in a bagel shop, so close enough”
They serve fried foreskin like the little bits of skin and kiwi you get at a Chinese restaurant when you order Peking duck.
I just wanted to isolate and quote this statement for how hilarious it is. I can't stop laughing. And, the strip clubs around here are complete shit. The women are either overweight or skin and bones looking to fund their meth habit.
I am kind of freaking the fuck out. Sold my truck on Vroom in October '21. They picked it up at my ex's house. Had copies of all the paperwork in email, figured everything was good because payment went through. She texts me that I have a FedEx packet from a law firm saying I didn't sign docs. Dated June 20. No email from Vroom customer support since October 2021. No missed calls. Nothing. Surely they haven't mailed shit to the wrong address, turned it over to a lawyer and fucking forgot about it for 9 months??? Lawyer is threatening action, so got the shit in the mail today, but....what the fuck? Also, should Iawyer up? Jesus fucking Christ.
Who's the lawyer from? Vroom? If so, they probably just have their legal department deal with paperwork issues out of hand, and come at you heavy handed from the get go. Call them, see what's up, then determine if you should lawyer up. $0.02 CDN, on Canada Day...
How are they threatening legal action? If it’s some informal way (phone, etc.), tell them to send you a certified letter on their firm letterhead with the exact demands. Otherwise, ignore them.