I went outside last night, to turn on a sprinkler, trying to keep some new grass alive. It was dark, but it was a path I knew well, so I didn't turn on the porch light. I walked dick first into a tree limb that fell between the porch and the spigot.
Last night before bed I was rearranging the bedsheets and hit myself in the balls. Not a good night all around for the twigs and berries
Do you think he trims his pubes to match the shape of his 'stache? In not politically news, next week is going to be brutal.