WDT Sushi Party 4/15/16 NSFW

Hey! Did you hack into my Yahoo account?! That's my fantasy baseball team name. Last name is hyphenated, though, as mom didn't want to give up the McTitty legacy.

 

I've actually been to an Eat'n'Park. Multiple times. My grandma and her hubby loved it. So whenever we visited in ole Greensburg, PA we hit the ENP almost every night, er 5 pm, for dinner. It's as shitty as it sounds. Like Denny's. I will never forget seeing her husband cram himself into a booth. His belly was like Santa's, and he could only fit into certain booths. It was glorious.

 

Not yet, but this did happen:

'Hiring at restaurants, hotels and other leisure and hospitality sector venues slowed markedly last year in metro areas that saw big minimum-wage hikes, new Labor Department data show.

Wherever cities implemented big minimum-wage hikes to $10 an hour or more last year, the latest data through December show that job creation downshifted to the slowest pace in at least five years".

http://www.investors.com/news/economy/hiring-slowed-where-minimum-wage-surged-in-2015/

 

I watch Jeopardy. The contestant late last week looked like the love child of Janet Reno and Emo Philips. Go figure, a librarian. By far the most peculiar looking creature. However, she was the most formidable opponent I have ever seen. She quite literally got *nothing* wrong. Spoiler alert: she lost on her second day, missing her only question, a daily double which would have ensured her the win. If only she was quicker on the buzzer she would have been one of the long running champions. She knew every topic except TV and pop culture. Obscure geographic locations, atavistic words and phrases, classic lit, latin animal identifiers, old Texas senators. The woman overwhelmed me with the amount of knowledge she had.

 

Words escape me.

 

Nothing has ever made me feel a failure like parenting an adult.

 

She also might have been the most boring, unenthusiastic person I have ever seen. I think the current champion is a better player than her.

 

She looks like a cult member. Something about the haircut, asexual features and expression

 

That woman has never seen an erect penis with light present.

 

I'm sure she has in a national geographic or something. Now a human one, that she's near enough to touch.... But then again there is always some guy out there who will fuck anything

 

That is a curious sentence.

 

I took "light present" to refer to semen. As thought it's a light (either in colour or overall mass) gift.

 

How about a light up penis? Man, what if you could do this with your penis? (Well, not your penis, but one's penis.)



ETA: wtf. I did a GIS for "et finger" and this image seemed the best . . . and it's hosted at "the sex detective" website?

 

I had to terminate one of the engineers who works for me yesterday. After he had packed up his stuff and left (there was a lot of stuff), I noticed there was a bunched-up sock on the floor under the table beside his desk. How the fuck does that happen? I can't even think of the process as to how a sock ends up there. And before any of you go there, yes, I thought of that, and that's why I haven't touched it.

 

I think you should make your coworkers draw straws to see who has to pick up the semen socks.

 

Contact him, ask him if he was jerking off at work, if he gets overly defensive I think thats strong evidence he was indeed jerking off at work. He can't be the first though. With cubicles the way they are I'm sure its been done before? Can't imagine the person who could rub one out sitting at a desk with a sock. Maybe ZZR can elaborate on his former employee

 

ZZR's story reminded me of a picture Li'l Bandit showed me last week:



I mean, REALLY? Nobody could smell that?

 

I told our receptionist about it and she asked if there was a bottle of lotion on his desk. No, I'm sure he wasn't jerking off at work. I can see into his cubicle and I'm always the last to leave so he was never here alone after hours. That's not going to stop me from letting people believe it though.

I'm still wondering how in the hell a sock gets there though. Did he change his shoes at some point, along with his socks, and just dropped one? Did he bring his laundry in and fold it at his desk? Not likely, based on the complaints about his hygiene. And how do you not notice that? It would have been difficult to see behind the stuff he had on the floor, but it's plainly visible from his desk. I'm stumped. Unfortunately, jerking off is still the most plausible explanation.

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