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[WDT] TIMBERRRRR !!!! [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by NatCH, Jul 7, 2023.

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  1. dixiebandit69

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    No, they all used their hand/ fingers.*

    Almost without exception, they expressed disgust/ disdain with the idea of foreign objects in/ around their pussies, or they didn't like the vibrations, or they just thought they could do the job better themselves.

    *Interesting side note: for the six years that we were together, my ex-wife claimed that she never masturbated. We were very open with each other, and I had no reason to doubt her.
    But after we separated, she claimed that she did it all the time, and just hid it from me, which I found odd, and I felt a little betrayed.
     
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    Well there's your problem... No 'G' spot on the pontoon.
     
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    On our Mastercraft, I have a stipper pole...err.. fly-high tow pylon.
     
  4. NatCH

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    I love that this is turning into the Warren Commission on Bluetooth Vibrating Sex Toys on Pontoon Watercraft.
     
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    My theory is that there was a second vibrator controller on the boat, paid by the CIA.
     
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    Back door and to the left.
     
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    I say stay the fuck out of it, but keep an eye out for a dead to rights situation. Not condoning it (its fucking weird as shit to do that on a pontoon with kids) but no on noticed at the time so it was discrete. You're just asking for trouble even if it's in that open but no one talks about status with your friend group. Messenger gets killed.
     
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    GODDAMMIT we got a fucking schematic layout of a boat and can't get one bikini picture in this thread. WTF, @bewildered what kind of WDT are you running?

    Uh, do you mean inconspicuous? Because, otherwise, I definitely hang out with the wrong people.
     
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    There was a second cooter.
     
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    Yeah, I'm not going to bring it up. I don't want to cause the woman ANY trouble over it. I don't want her feeling weird or upset about it. I'm just dropping whatever politeness I showed the guy, which wasn't much to begin with, because he's dick.

    If it comes up, and she was forced or coerced into it, I'll tell him what I think of him.
     
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    Don’t think he wants to confront them. More, “tell me I’m not over thinking this weird situation of a guy I’m looking for an excuse not to hang out with” type of thing. I’d be as discrete as a panty liner mounted dildo about finding out if that’s what actually happened and then if it did stop inviting them around until they get the hint and move on.
     
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    It's the possibility that he could have made her do it that grosses me out the most. And that he wanted to do this in front of our kids, not to mention there own kid. Perhaps some of the ladies here can comment, do you want to wear a we-vibe, or whatever, while hanging out with your teenage daughter and other kids? I just don't think that is a common kink.

    I can understand couples having fun with them in public. Date night, out at a bar, the beach without your kid? Yeah. On a family outing? No, nuhuh.

    As I said, it wasn't obvious. It was obvious that she wasn't being her normal self. But unless I learn more, I really don't know what was going on in her head. It's certainly not something I ever thought she might do.
     
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    I reckon she was in to it before she got on the boat. She might have even enjoyed it, but there is a good chance that the husband was ramping up the tension at times when it wasn't great. The other chance was just that she got motion sickness and wasn't feeling good. I would say that when she says "he made me" that he encouraged it or whatever. One of those "literally" kind of colloquialisms.

    Pretty shit thing to do, but I reckon it was better than her being collared or whatever. I had to explain to the kid why some woman was on a leash in a way that wasn't going to ruin a 7 year old's brain recently. I've also run in to a woman doing a "cum walk" in the past. Videos are getting weirder and weirder with the whole OnlyFans explosion because it's shit like ramming a vibe while at Ikea, flashing the camera at a McDonalds or whatever. The boundaries are coming crashing down, and shit is getting more and more extreme.

    As for the dude, just ask your wife to ask her friend not to bring him anymore. If he doesn't really like coming, just get it to not happen at all.
     
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    Well there are some things I can’t google at work.

    Interesting this topic comes up right when Jonah Hill is being raked over the coals for controlling behavior. I mean he was pretty upfront that these were his neurotic boundaries. I will say of the weird overly controlling people I’ve met, particularly dudes, the more vocal they are publicly about being a free spirit and respecting others the more likely they are to be controlling in private. Over compensating.

    The real psychos are the overt people though. Sit there a demean their partners out loud in public. A level of sociopathy that is crazy.
     
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    I've been thinking about this, and I'll bet he brought it up, under the guise of "wouldn't it be fun if," and after actually trying it, she decided:

    A) This isn't fun at all, I want to take this thing out but i can't do it here on the boat, or

    B) This is making me horny as hell and I want to fuck, but I can't do it here on the boat.

    Or maybe he threatened to kill their daughter if she didn't do it.
    Who knows?

    EDIT:
    When you saw this, was there someone following her with a camera, or was she just doing it for love of the game?
    Sorry, but I just discovered that "cum walks" were a thing recently, and I've got questions.
     
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    I assume it’s all Onlyfans. It’s like Facebook but instead of likes for wiggling your clothed boobs for likes it’s walking down the street with a cum shot on your face for cash.
     
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    I hate society. I'd say we need a new plague but we just tried that and it didn't work, it made it worse.
     
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    It did make it worse, didn't it?!?
     
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    sounds like you hate the dude's guts and this is your "concrete reason" for telling him to fuck off. Keep in mind, you don't have to be around everyone. "They're a piece of shit and we don't get along" is enough of an excuse not to hang out. If you don't like them, you don't like them. Fuck that. If everyone is doing something at your place, don't invite them. If you're going somewhere else and they're going to be there, then don't go. Or do and just suck it up and don't say shit to them.
     
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