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[WDT] V-DAY WEEKEND 2022 [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Feb 11, 2022.

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  1. downndirty

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    All I'm saying is there are a lot of ways to step your intimidation and/or online dating profile pic game up.
     
    #21 downndirty, Feb 15, 2022
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    Just train it to eat a cricket from your pee hole and let nature take its course.
     
    #22 kuhjäger, Feb 15, 2022
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    Why do employers ask you to attach a copy of your resume, then make you manually type in ALL OF THE SAME FUCKING INFORMATION AGAIN?

    What the hell is the point of the resume, then?
     
    #23 dixiebandit69, Feb 15, 2022
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    Is he trying to fuck a spider or lose his dick? I'm confused now.
     
    #24 SouthernIdiot, Feb 15, 2022
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    The possibility of the latter is what makes it so fun.
     
    #25 Kubla Kahn, Feb 15, 2022
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    The manually entered information is for the automated filters. The attached file is so the guy doing the actual interview can print it out. If this annoys you, you probably don't want to work for that company, because they're going to do the same sort of thing for everything they do.
     
    #26 Clutch, Feb 15, 2022
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    Why would anyone want to watch a miserable show like Euphoria? I saw the movie Kids. That was more than enough teenage nihilism for me.
     
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    They have software that can scan word documents for the same keywords. LinkedIn's has helped a lot of this but bigger corporations are still going to have internal systems. Luckily web browsers have autofill that help cut down repetition. Even still it shouldnt be redundant as it is but this is the world we've chosen to live in.
     
    #28 Kubla Kahn, Feb 16, 2022
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    Just when I think my house is mostly childproof, my kid goes "watch this."

    This week's new move is getting into the fridge and freezer. They make locking straps. I hope they work.

    I just realized my underwear are on inside out. Seems about right.
     
    #29 bewildered, Feb 16, 2022
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    just wait until they pull those locking straps off.

    get command strips as backup. The tape those come with sucks.
     
    #30 Revengeofthenerds, Feb 16, 2022
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    The opening number to the show "Peacemaker" is like a douche bag haka. James Gunn is hysterical.
     
    #34 downndirty, Feb 18, 2022
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    I never skip the opening of "Peacemaker" it's fascinating and hilarious. The show is great too.
     
    #35 AbsentMindedProf, Feb 18, 2022
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    The shuffle step forward to upstage everyone by Eagly at the end is such a funny touch.
     
    #36 Rush-O-Matic, Feb 18, 2022
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    The Eagly hugs are hilarious. And essential.
     
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    Eagly also misses his mark on the landing, and then does a little hop to get to it. Cracks me up each time.
     
    #38 AbsentMindedProf, Feb 18, 2022
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