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Wednesday Stupid Thread: Shorsses

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Sep 11, 2013.

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  1. toddamus

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    Lets not get bogged down in another gender identity discussion/debate/clusterfuck.
     
    #21 toddamus, Sep 11, 2013
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    Not everyone can be a manly 6'8", okay?
     
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  3. Nom Chompsky

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    Haha you guys are all hilariously wrong. It's actually one toddler on top of another toddler's shoulders.
     
    #23 Nom Chompsky, Sep 11, 2013
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    Oh whatever you turds.

    After looking at more of the pics linked I am truly saddened for the youth of today.

    AND MCB, I AM NOT 6'8"!
     
    #24 shegirl, Sep 11, 2013
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    You know what the male version of capri pants are? Capri pants.

    It's not that my other clothes are so constricting, rather if it were up to me, I'd be naked all the time. Gym shorts are the closest you can get to that without being arrested.

    Also what exactly do you wear day to day that, as a man, you're complaining about gym shorts?
     
    #25 ssycko, Sep 11, 2013
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    It's okay, I get mad when people underestimate my height too.
     
    #26 MoreCowbell, Sep 11, 2013
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    Don't make me go all mod on your ass. Besides it's 'sack that is like 6'8", not me.
     
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    Even so a guy who is 6'8 is so much different than a girl who is 6'8. A girl 6'8 is more like a dude 7'5
     
    #28 toddamus, Sep 11, 2013
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    I think you shorties are just jealous I can reach the top shelves in the kitchen without the help of a chair.
     
    #29 shegirl, Sep 11, 2013
  10. Nom Chompsky

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    Do you really not understand? Because, I could explain it to you, but you're not gonna like it.
     
    #30 Nom Chompsky, Sep 11, 2013
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    Watch out, he's gonna try to sell you a time share at the end.
     
    #31 Crown Royal, Sep 11, 2013
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    It's because he's a mod and you aren't.

    That's why it's funny.
     
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    Well, I suppose I shouldn't complain that my manhood is being questioned as a result of my disdain for basketball shorts as we were given carte blanche to trainwreck this thread.

    But, outside of the actual gym, the clothing I wear is made of cloth. That is a fabric that is grown rather than manufactured.
     
    #33 Noland, Sep 11, 2013
  14. Nom Chompsky

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    You can trainwreck this thread all you want, but arguing about basketball shorts is very on topic.

    I mean, you're absolutely wrong, but it's on topic.

    Basketball shorts are awesome. They are very comfortable. I like wearing them they're great
     
    #34 Nom Chompsky, Sep 11, 2013
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    And your point is?....
    Seriously though, I don't get whats wrong with synthetic materials.
     
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    You sound like a girl.
     
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    I wear basketball shorts as my go-to when I get home from work. I may or may not even wear underwear with them. I will also run errands in them. They are the best comfy item for just relaxing in and doing nothing.
     
    #37 xrayvision, Sep 11, 2013
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    Yeah, well, if it doesn't come from a boll, a sheep, a worm's ass, or skinned from a dead cow, I'm not wearing it. My clothes are paleo.
     
    #38 Noland, Sep 11, 2013
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    Worker's Comp: because who else is gonna have 10/10 pain and all positive tests?
     
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    Tank top worn underneath because the shorts were too short to cover everything.
     

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