Two nights ago my city was the second coldest place on Earth. Colder than freakin' Siberia and the Arctic! When my eyelashes freeze together because I blinked, I have trouble feeling sorry for the denizens of heat-soaked South Africa...even those with a penchant for breaking their penis.
Are you joking here or what? Boobs do have jedi mind trick like power over males. That South Park episode was pure truth. Maybe I never matured past a middle school mentality but I still stare without care of consequence when ever a good amount of cleavage or boobage is on display. Sure girls might think Im a creeper and Ive almost walked into telephone poles and on coming traffic many-a times but god damn it boobs are that fucking crazy on guys mind. That's why I kept relatively quiet during that thread about the women fired from her job for dressing too sexy. Im not mature enough around boobs not to let them effect my cognitive behavior.
Seriously. My boss's daughter has the most amazing rack and she caught me staring at them in a staff meeting once. A few days later she was standing behind her dad in his office while I was talking to him and she kept lifting her shirt while she was rubbing her stomach. She never looked at me when she was doing this which is a sure sign it was on purpose. She just wanted me to see how flat her stomach was I guess. And who wears a black thong with white pants and bends over in front of a male co-worker? I know this reads like the start to a cheesy porno, but all of it happened. Ever since I got caught there was always this weird tension between us. I made it a point from the start to never discuss anything but business with her because she had a real reputation as a slut. I also knew I had no chance if she made a move (jedi mind trick and all) so I did my best to steer clear. She has moved recently so I don't have anything to worry about now, but for a while I was nervous. Since I have been with my current girlfriend, it seems like there is no end to the attacks on my fidelity. I had another co-worker at a different job that had 34DD's who would 'accidentally' rub them on me when she was looking over my shoulder or standing beside me. She was a lot easier to avoid, but damn. Boobs make me lose my mind.
I am so, so sorry to break it to you, but you are destined to forever be ruled by the mighty boo-bays. When you are 90 and being spoon-fed by a 57 yr. old nurse, you're going to be looking down her uniform, desperately trying to catch a glimpse of a nipple. When 8pm rolls around and you're retiring for the evening, you'll be fantasizing about her shining your bald head with those satiny pillowtops and rubbing them across your drool-covered chin. Titty worshipping knows no boundries, including age. You take this to the grave my friend.
Exactly. This is why my caregiver will look something like this: Go big or go home, no? Oh, and the changing of my colostomy bag WILL be accompanied by a happy ending by said caregiver.
That is exactly the type of nursing home that has a future. When can I buy shares? And reserve a room?
Next you guys will be saying that women have their 'own opinions' and 'feelings' and 'legitimate arguments' and they 'should be able to vote'. When will it end?
When society redefines "a man's man" or "masculinity" such that it includes a nice set of D-cups. Spoiler It's bad. I'm warning you.
Re: Net Daddy's retina scarring (he wasn't kidding - it's B.A.D.) photo Spoiler Nipples are a little too hairy for my taste
Once we can replicate boobs, you (women) no longer become the sole supplier, thereby destroying the monopoly you've had. The early experiments are bound to be a bit off. Think Moreau. But we'll get there... we just have to persevere. It used to be somewhat tolerable, before this "equality" stuff, but now it's like the tables have turned too far in the other direction. Equality AND boobs? Madness, I say. Supple, jiggly, wonderful madness.