Sadly, no, those aren't legal. That video is quite old. They've put such great legislation in place that if you have one of those and use it on a potential hijacker, they can sue you for medical expenses and damages. Double if you're White, because the law courts love taking what (little) money most White people have. Racist countries are fun. We don't even do Thanksgiving here. I'd most likely be too dumbfounded to do anything if a girl ran up and showed me her tits. I mean, really, how often do you get a run-by tittying?
Back on motorboating, my friends and I do that from time to time. Alcohol is a factor when it comes to how extensive/thorough said mbing is. It always seems well received, however. Boobs are the best, there is no denying it. I am starting to lean more towards a great ass these days. There is a girl at work....well, if I were male, I'd have been fired. I slap it on the regular and bounce quarters off of it and all she does is laugh and ask when we are going out for drinks. Her name is Jenny and I have started calling her Jenny-O, 'cause of that butterball ass... Carry on, I have to go to work to continue sexually harassing folks.
Work wouldn't be nearly as fun without sexually harassing others. My dude co-worker and I slap each other's asses all the time. I also refuse to call him by name, only referring to him as "fucking slut."
Thank you. Motorboating is an amazing act of friendship, love and desire. The feeling of having those two soft, lovely breasts mashing against your cheeks is nothing short of amazing. There is a reason that women have two boobs and it's called motorboating; if I believed in god, I would think this is the sole purpose why he made women have two of them. Alas, I am more of a ass man myself. I grew up playing sports at a generally high level and most of the ladies that I met were all quite athletic. Nothing like having some of the fittest chicks you'll ever meet, running around in skimpy swimsuits at a swim meet to make a life long fetish*. *Ladies, if you have a sexy one piece, bring it on over. You and I are going to have a swim...meat?
I just saw full on boob, nipple and all in Walmart. The woman it was attached to was borderline attractive but I just wanted to tell her that the electronics department at 11AM on Black Friday was not the place to be breastfeeding, especially when the kid was old enough to detach and look around, leaving her distended breastfeeding nipple in view for all to see. Breastfeeding is a great thing but damn, cover up.
I'm just waiting for the day when some shameless 13 year old Autistic/Mongoloid kid with zero shame, unmilked, semen filled balls going through puberty, never having suffered social consequence latches on to a nipple. I just pray to whatever tittie Gods there are that I will be there to cheer his ass on.
It's a mandatory first year earth sciences course that I didn't decide to take till now. As for the piece of art, just know that I piss artistic excellence. That right there ladies and gents is my magnum opus. Picasso who? PM me for portraits or other art needs.
Since my last post about 6 hours ago, I have been partaking in booze. All is good. I couldn't taste the Chinese food I was eating, just booze. That is when the drink is strong enough, right?
At my parents place in NH getting ready to hang out with some high school friends. Unfortunately the apartment has been vacant since October and is FREEZING. Poured myself a glass of Glenrothes Select Reserve (god bless NH liquor prices) to heat myself up. Starting drinking before three might not have been the best idea given the fact that I've been passing out early recently and my high school friends and I have a tendency of partying until 5AM when we get together. Wish me luck in not passing out in a bowl of cheesy fries at the 24 hour diner like I did last time we were all together.
I didn't notice it until just now, but the new tag line is awesome, it's no #1 Justin Bieber fan site, but it's a solid number 2.
This motivates me to continue squats and deadlifts, those unholy tortures do wonders for my ass. Pure magic. Thanks for validating my sweat and swearing.
Heavy squats and deads do wonders for ALL asses, but it is so hard trying to convince women that heavy lifting won't turn them into a deep-voiced freak.
This perpetuation that if you lift ridiculously light weights a "grip" you'll be toned and sculpted. Oh for real? THATS BULLSHIT! Lift heavy weights to failure ladies. Don't shoot up testosterone or grow balls and you'll be fine. For fucks sake. Sorry. I get upset. I'm cool. I'm cool.
If you've ever given mushrooms to an orangutan, then you know what it's like to have a two-year-old child. For our friends to the south, I'll pay homage this weekend. It'll be favourite American bands. My very favouritest bestest of all:
I'm pretty sure I found out about Shay Maria from here. I just saw this gallery of her's. I figured it would be of interest to some members here. <a class="postlink" href="http://thehundreds.com/meow/2010/11/24/here-kitty-kitty/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://thehundreds.com/meow/2010/11/24/ ... tty-kitty/</a> Spoiler
Spent the day today with the family at Buffalo Wild Wings. We drove 6 cars there total (extended family) and ended up taking 3 cabs home. Fucking win. Yesterday, grandpa was so fucked up around 2pm that he began pouring white wine on top of red and drinking until he started asking when we were going to unwrap presents. When accused of being drunk he turned around and threatened my aunt with a belting. I love my family.