Me and my roommate just snuck two 4 lokos each into the movie theater. Time to see what all the fuss is about.
Dude, everyone in FL is having 4 loko going away parties. My campus is starting to resemble mardi gras more and more. On a dissapointing note, I have hw due tonight at 11:59 so no fun for me :/
Well folks, instead of going over to my girlfriends house to hang out with her family, I ended up staying home to drink alone. She was a bit disappointed that I'm not coming over, and I feel a bit bad about it, but I haven't been able to just sit at home and relax for two straight days now. And we are going to bedlam tomorrow (OU vs. OSU) with her parents. Go Pokes. So for tonight, I have three Four Loko's (cranberry lemonade, lemonade, and watermelon) and a 12 pack of Coors Light. I don't think I'm brave enough to drink more than one of those, so I gotta figure out which flavor I want to try. I have a feeling that I chose the one night to stay home and drink alone that this thread will be dead. Holy shit...I just inadvertently rhymed twice in the same sentence and I haven't even started drinking yet. Looks to be a fun night.
I think my friends learned a very important lesson yesterday. That is, when you don't have Thanksgiving dinner ready to be eaten until 6:30 (!!!!), I will punish you by being pretty much black out drunk for that meal. What else do you expect when I sit around drinking for 6 hours on an empty stomach. Thankfully, my exquisite behavior was outshined by my two friends taking out all the thanksgiving leftovers at 3 am and feasting, and then forgetting to put the food back in the fridge and leaving the front door of the house open when they left. My poor friend had to throw away everything, as it was pretty fly infested by the time everyone woke their drunk asses up around 11. But fuck, if yesterday wasn't just about the best time ever. Thanksgiving turned into a veritable rager, complete with a large assembly of gorgeous Norwegian and Danish women that I made an ass of myself drunkenly hitting on.
I am now well into some good vodka, so I shall bitch about the thing that will taunt me for the next month. Fucking Bright Nights. Near where I live the park does a light show that you drive through. This would not be a problem except for the fact that they close off a lane in both directions only for people going to Bright Nights. It's one of the busiest roads and is a pain in everyone's ass. It's only been a week and I'm already starting to hate the dividing cones as evil things rather than inanimate objects. I get to deal wtih this every time I want to go anywhere between now and January. Oh joy ...
Woo booze and WoW on a Friday night.... fuck. Ok this is sad. I work a 36 hour shift go back tomorrow for a 24 and no one is doing anything tonight.... This is lame.
I assure you, I am lifting weight to failure. I do understand the griping, they are successfully (ish) marketing the Shakeweight. You know that thing that is remarkably dildolike?
I once convinced my sister that I was giving her a dildo for Christmas. Even got my mom to wrap her real present so it looked like a dildo.
What's up idiot board, I'm in ft lauderdale for my cousins wedding tomorrow and there's a big issue here. From what I've seen from the rehersal dinner and whatnot, there will be no good looking girls attending the wedding except the bride herself. But, its all going down tomorrow, and more people are showing up...hopefully my soon to be cousin in law (actual thing?) has some hot friends...
Dropped $30 on $1.40 draft beer. God I love country taverns named after the church down the way. Not just regular draft, 'fishbowl' glass draft for a buck forty.