Drinking Four Loko is like giving large knives to your liver, your pancreas, and your adrenal gland and saying "hey, boys, fight it out." It's like Aliens Vs. Predator: WHOEVER WINS, YOU LOSE. Didn't the FDA just ban that shit under the "you're fucking kidding us, right?" discretionary clause? Save it and sell it on eBay, that shit is rare now.
Ugh. Tomorrow is the "Big Game" here in Oklahoma. Bedlam. Oklahoma State vs. Oklahoma University. I went to Oklahoma State (for the first 2 years) and most of my family and friends are OSU fans, so I go for OSU. The Girlfriend is graduated from OU and is a die hard OU fan. We don't have tickets to the game, but we are going to Stillwater tomorrow to partake in the festivities. Here's the deal though. I will admit, I am just not that big of a sports fan. I just don't care all that much. Everyone has been making a huge deal of it for the past two weeks, and all I can think is "meh". Oh well, good excuse to get drunk right? Oh wait, I will be hanging out with The Girlfriend and her parents, who I am still getting to know and trying to impress. If nothing else, maybe I'll get some sex at the end of the night. Wait, no, that won't happen, because The Girlfriend manages a retail store and has had to deal with The Black Friday crowd today, works 10 hours tomorrow, and has to be at work at 8 am on Sunday. Fuck it, I'm getting drunk right now. It's already banned here in OK as of Dec 3. Well, banned from being shipped into the state that is. There is a tiny little liquor store next to a 7-Eleven just down the street that has stocked up on the shit, so my roommate is considering buying around $200 worth of cases, waiting 4-6 months and then selling it for $5+ a can. I'm just having fun with it while I can. I'll tell you know, it makes me way better at CoD: Black Ops.
People kept on telling me how tall I looked tonight. I guess that's what 5 inch stilettos will do to you.
I'm very sensitive to weed, and are terrible decision maker. In still fucked up -!: it's like 4 hours ago. Autocorrect saved this post!
Holy shit. what a terrible idea. 127 hours is awesome. i feel like rotten asshole. i have work in the monring and its impossible to sleep. FUCK
One of our groups female members went to see a psychic today, so she's spent the last hour or so at the pub telling everyone what happened/predictions etc (cost = $180). During this, she planned, along with 3 other girls, to see a different psychic. After asking why, she replied, "well I don't really believe what they say. It's just interesting". Girls are dumb, and don't care for their money. However, my mate followed all of this with the following words of wisdom, "When guys go to a hooker, it's for an obvious purpose. What do You girls go to Psychics for?"
Can't focus on the words you cretins have written lately. I'm just gonna say that jager, vodka, wine, vodka, beer, rye and a handful of Aleves (ow, tummy hurts) that I've partaken of since I got off of work 6 hours ago are yummy. What could go wrong? Hope you're all having a lovely weekend. Goodnight.
Holy hell talk about a victorious night, I managed to take a two hour nap before going out, hung out with people I haven't seen in ages and had an awesome time. We also ran into my old high school crush and her current BF, I realized at this time that my GF looks very similar to her except she (GF) has a MUCH better ass, never noticed my old crush pretty much didn't have one until last night. Her BF was cool as hell though, we had a few drinks together and just had a great night. Also in my favor is that no one wanted to stay up past 2 so I wasn't the only person face down at the table. Oh and because of a laundry miscalculation (the best kind you can have) I spent the entire night in this shirt The highlight of the night was my buddy icing me by dropping one in an almost empty pint glass I was holding. While I was finishing an old neighbor came out of nowhere, watched me finish and razzed the shit out of me for drinking on one knee in the dirtiest bar in town and wearing the nerdiest (read: coolest) shirt he's ever seen. Here's hoping tonight is similar.
Jesus, this would be worse than a century club (take a shot of beer every minute for 100 minutes). EDIT: And before someone says, "Kratos, 100 shots of beer is pussy!!!", it's not the alcohol content and intoxication that is the issue, it's the fullness/consumption of air factor. You get so full you have to start finding open windows and fresh air to help settle your stomach down. However, it's not THAT hard, it's just not easy.
I don't know man, I've done a few of those no problem, the only people I've seen struggle with them are scrawny and don't drink often. Unless of course you're not using light beer, I did one with Keystone Ice, that was a bit of an issue.
I'm 6'2", 235 lbs, and a decent amount of muscle. I can also drink a lot. Like I said, it's not the alcohol that's the issue, it's the air/fullness. Then again I have done them in rooms with lots of people and I tend to get a little too ambitious with the size of shots I take. I did do one with a Grolsch mini keg one time. Horrible, horrible, idea.
Hmm, I'm starting to think you might be finding it tougher because the room is hot, I have a much harder time stomaching large volumes of alcohol when I can't cool down. I'd probably have a real hard time doing a century club in a small room with a shitload of people. We were all under 21 except for our buyer who is an asshole, best part was the Century Club was his idea and he bitched out halfway through. Worst part was we didn't have shot glasses and had to use candle holders that were probably four ounces. All but one of us new to only fill up a quarter of the way, he was calling us pussies for the first 15 minutes or so. By the time we were done (he stopped around minute 20) he was laying down in my backyard in a pool of his own vomit. I ended up puking shortly after him.
I freaking love Christmas music. I've never actually done the century club thing, but me and a buddy did an Hour of Power once (just a swig out of the bottle each minute for an hour) with Rolling Rock. We were under 21 at the time and to this day I don't know why we ever drank Rolling Rock. I did do the shots of beer thing once, but that was just me and two other guys and the only reason we were doing it was because the only alcohol we had was a three day old keg of Bud Light and doing it a shot at a time was the only way to make it bearable. We sat around till 3 am listening to classic rock and doing shots of that awful, awful beer.
I will say this though, if you're doing a power hour or century club, it's WAY better to 70's-80's music videos. A new music video every minute. Did you know Piano Man had a music video? Neither did I.