Re: Weekend Dru- BANG! 11/19/10 ... Edit: Just to clarify, since my comment is now gone, in no way did I endorse banging a 16 year old.
Re: Weekend Dru- BANG! 11/19/10 Drop the whole "banging 16 year old" thing now, shall we? That's just fucking wrong... unless you're 16. Make it 18, and we'll talk.
Re: Weekend Dru- BANG! 11/19/10 This week has sucked ass. It's all culminated to the gf not wanting to talk to me at this point in time, so I'm just going to get as rip-roaring drunk as possible tonight, mainly out of spite. Haven't really been able to do this in a while so I'm going for the gold.
Re: Weekend Dru- BANG! 11/19/10 I encourage all of you that have not tried a Four Loko, to avoid it. I got through half a can before I couldn't stomach anymore. If I'm correct it's banned in 4 states now??
Re: Weekend Dru- BANG! 11/19/10 I've never even seen that four loko shit so it may be banned here. I'd rather drink some irish whisky anyways
Re: Weekend Dru- BANG! 11/19/10 Never said you did... just a totally wrong tangent for a fun thread, in my opinion. Talk all the depravity and shit you want, for the most part, just be aware there's a line, and we came close to crossing it there. Just cutting it off before we got there. It's not like it's fun being a wet blanket.
Re: Weekend Dru- BANG! 11/19/10 If you grow weed, why do you not have any? Fuck man. For how infrequent I buy the shit, why is it that this dude is always out of town or out? I'd buy it from someone else but couch weed fucking sucks. I don't want to sit around drooling. I need some mu'fucking Sativa goddamnit. Fuck. Me. So in the absence of good weed, I'm thinking some Gentleman Jack and a really good cigar. Yeah. Almost as good. I forgot to contribute:
Re: Weekend Dru- BANG! 11/19/10 Fuck you, I remember when it was "Buzz Beer" and it was run out of a garage brewery in Cleveland.
Re: Weekend Dru- BANG! 11/19/10 That one dude there looked just like the mullet guy from office space.
Re: Weekend Dru- BANG! 11/19/10 Woa. Woa guys. The line. There's a line? And it's at sleeping with sixteen year olds? Guess I shouldn't mention the time I almost slept with a French Canadian, 17 year old chick. Man, Red Bull/Vodka is so last year, you old man. It's now all about 50 sugar packets, mixed with pure ethanol being snorted off the top of a live Cougar - that shit will get your heart going. Shame? That lion is all "Ahh, shit yeah baby. Getting my balls tugged; this kinky bitch is all over deeze nuts. I'm gonna give her some of my kingdom. If you know what I mean and I think you know what I mean."
Re: Weekend Dru- BANG! 11/19/10 The only thing wrong about that is that it isn't mandatory for every man to sit on them, everywhere, at all times.
Re: Weekend Dru- BANG! 11/19/10 I envision a newer, better, reclining Lay-Z-Boy type, where your feet rest on the claws. Even better, for the colder moments, your feet rest IN the claws, and they become detachable slippers.
Re: Weekend Dru- BANG! 11/19/10 Well that's all Obama needs. Pull that chair out of the congressional archives and start sitting on it. It might shut Sarah Palin up about "mamma grizzlies".
Re: Weekend Dru- BANG! 11/19/10 I can tie cherries stems in knots with my tongue and I last longer than three pumps. Your place or mine?