Stewie's Sons Of Tuscon joke on Family Guy tonight was the funniest thing in history. I am fucking DYING here.
Leslie Nielsen died. Damn. edit: For the record I prefer skinny girls. But if Gianna Micheals was slapping her titties in my face, I think I'd swallow my pride and fuck her.... edit 2: Steak and BJ day could easily be turned into steak and bacon day ladies. Don't kid yourselves.
It's cool Riders... just lose a second year in a row. My entire Facebook feed is a bunch of depressing statuses. I even wore a green shirt today to show my (limited) Rider pride.
This is also known as the "your all faggots anyway" response. Maybe sizes are just totally different in different places? Here, in the French frozen north, size 12 is rather wide - to a noticeable degree. We can all agree on her though, right?
Christ, what a fucking weekend. It started with an early trip to my bar on Wednesday afternoon, which culminated in shots being slung around like they were free. Which they were - it was so insane it reminded me of this: You know, if all of the windshield fluid and gas were booze, and no one got blown up, and . . . . .ahhh, fuck you. You had to be there. Followed by four days of trying to convince the Mrsanthropic that I haven't lost my mind.
Enough with all this about what's fat or thin or sexy or ugly or what's a size 6 or a size 10. It's ALL subjective, so you can't prove a fucking thing except how you feel about it, and how you actually define "sexy" in the first place. Yes, even dress sizes are subjective. Ask any woman on here if all sizes are the same across manufacturers, and if they say "yes", they're lying. And we don't want to hear about it any more. Now, can we get some drunk people to post some meaningless FUNNY stuff here now?
Sorry ND, not really funny, more sad: I went to my cousins wedding this past weekend in Ft Lauderdale. It was a small wedding, only around 60-80 people, but the kicker was that the bride was really the only good looking girl there...and she looked amazing, so props to my cousin. One would reasonably expect Ft Lauderdale girls/FL girls to be in general pretty hot...not so much, not even the people who worked the wedding as someone mentioned to me earlier; just my luck. So I take full advantage of the open bar hour to get good and liquored up and then proceed to dance my skinny little ass off with none other than the daughter of my cousins landlords. The girl was double majoring in some smart stuff, but her hobby was that she was a no shit trapeze artist. Like swing around 50ft above the ground by some ropes as a hobby. When she told me about it, I could have sworn she was joking, so I played along with it all saying that I'm a lion tamer or some stupid shit. Her story turned out to be true. End of the story? She leaves with her parents and I decide to hit on the 20 year old coworker of my now cousin in law which never went anywhere. All-in-all, I couldn't hook up with anyone at my own cousins wedding...granted there wasn't much talent there.
They might not 'prove' that they're subscribers to Internet Sex Stud magazine - but it's certainly strongly implied.
<a class="postlink" href="http://phocks.org/stumble/girlsarelike.php" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://phocks.org/stumble/girlsarelike.php</a> Spoiler Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. An old elementary friend posted that as her facebook status. After deleting that fat(alt: differently beautiful; Precious-like; Jersey8s; Winnipeg12s) 'tard, I considered the actual post and considered that fact that there are girls who think like that and put down "easy" girls to feel good about their own insecurities, as if they're healthy. My response: Girls are like apples on a tree in that the so-called best ones aren’t worth the chase and effort, the ones that are easier to get taste just as good as any but they all equally *hate* anal.
Call me crazy but it sounds like to me that you're rather jealous of skinny girls. Just because you aren't as thin as you want to be doesn't mean you can take it out others.
Let me tell you all something about life. Life is like a $2 hooker. She's not the prettiest or most talented, but she's there and she's reliable. You get comfortable with her and, eventually, you build a safe bubble with her. It's great for a while, you don't really have to worry about anything and you go on cruise control. So there you are cruisin' at 60 mph inside your bubble with your hooker called Kumba (you like them African girls) and you start to see all these better bubbles with better hookers AND MUDDAFUKIN' COUCHES. You want one of those better bubbles with them couches and $10 hookers because you aren't happy with your $2 hooker anymore. So you work really hard to get that $10 hooker. You sweat and toil and fight with everyone else in your bubble so they'll help get to that other bubble with the pretty hooker and leather fucking couches. And every time things get hard for you you think to yourself, "One of these days, I'll be in that other bubble". And that day finally comes and you move to the awesome bubble with couches and $10 hookers. But it turns out that the whore won't put out and the couch has ants. Things don't go well at all in that bubble and you're not really happy. But you think that with maybe with some bug spray and sweet talk things can get better. But people in that other bubble want you back and they start pressuring you and now YOU'RE TORN BETWEEN WHICH BUBBLE TO GO TO AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO. But you have to choose and it tears you apart inside. So in the end it all comes down to one question: What you gonna do?
That is the thin line this social argument is always skating. There is a figure of girl that is built with wider hips, the amazon types, who are not fat, but will never be a size 1 (unless of coarse the general trend of fatties upward moves dress sizes up as well, making current size 0-4s like negative 8). Then there are the girls that use that excuse to explain the extra 15-30 pounds of cottage cheese gut they are packing.Guys do this too with their own rationalizations but I wouldnt expect women to let them off the hook. But Im with you, even if you are trying to be sarcastic, general fitness and healthy living should be the expected standard not, "hey real people are fat." Don't rationalize being fucking lazy.
And just how would you know what a $2 hooker is like? And if you look really hard, you can find bus transfer hookers, but they're not as classy as the $2 ones.