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Weekend Drunk Thread 1/14/10- Wait, FUCK- 11! GODDAMN IT!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jan 14, 2011.

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  1. Nettdata

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    We had words in the last drunk thread.

    He was being a little bitch, I told him to fuck off and get cancer and die, and he got all pissy about me bringing up the the potential cancer thing (apparently HE was the only one allowed to bring it up), so I told him to go get hit by a bus and die.

    Haven't seen him back since (at least under his SuperChump name), so I'm thinking/hoping he got hit by a bus and died.

    Oh FUCK. Should have entered him in the Dead Pool. What wasn't I thinking?
     
  2. Wadget

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    Well there ya go, pissed off the big man himself.

    Some of the in-fighting in this place is delicious.
     
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    What's the over/under on that chick's phone number being a fake?
     
  4. Nettdata

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    It'd also be interesting to see if she was dating any of the guys at that table and just wanted to get a rise out of her boyfriend so he could "prove" how much he wanted her. Totally sounds like a hot looking bitch who knows it playing games.

    Call me old and jaded, but if she did that to me, I'd tell her to fuck off, and she'd be nursing a broken wrist before she got to my food.

    I've seen (and fallen for) those games before, and they aren't a good sign. I've been in a handful of bar scraps, and two of them were because of shit like this.


    If I'm wrong, good score dude... keep us posted, and post her tits in the boobie thread.
     
  5. Kubla Kahn

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    Got drunk as shit last night, doing it again tonight and staying up and watching the football games at the bar. I think a girl slapped me last night, I dont clearly remember it happening, but I was right at the bar and I think the bar tender mentioned cutting her off because she was a known trouble maker. I just hope it was me doing something stupid to deserve it.
     
  6. Nettdata

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    Just finished watching part 4 of the 24/7 HBO special about the Pens and Caps Road to the Winter Classic

    Great show, and highly recommend it.

    I wish they'd do more shows like that, it's entertaining as hell.

     
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    Thank God for the discount on alcohol I get at the bar where I work. I was home at 7.30, drunk out of my mind. Maybe that explains why I woke up with my contact lenses still in my eyes. Or why I only now remember talking to a skeevy-looking Macedonian and telling him no matter what his country calls itself, they have nothing to do with Alexander the Great. After that I thought it would be nice to explain Schrödingers fucking cat. I barely understand that theory when I'm sober, let alone drunk. I have no idea why I decided to talk about it.

    Oh alcohol, you make me silly.
     
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    Who are we to question such a blessing?
     
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    Well wheelz, if you're going for the funny you might want to go with this version.

     
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    Wait, is that a thing?
     
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    He would bring up the cancer thing as his go-to defense mechanism whenever someone gave him shit. What was the final straw Nettdata, didnt he start talking shit to a female TiB'er or something and got rep bombed?
     
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    SuperPants went off on a female board member and crossed the line. The Hammer of Data came down and mushroom-stamped him...the rest is history
     
  13. mya

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    Who did he go off on? What type of cancer was he "fighting"? If there is one thing I can't stand, it is people who try to garner sympathy from potential fatal diseases like cancer. OH NO I HAVE A COUGH DURING COLD AND FLU SEASON, I BET I HAVE LUNG CANCER SO YOU ALL NEED TO BE ESPECIALLY NICE TO ME AND GIVE ME LOTS OF GREEN DOTS. Of course, I missed the entire exchange, so maybe it wasn't anything like this and my time in healthcare has made me jaded.
     
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    Cervical.
     
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    Ahh, should have warned him about wearing the jeans too tight.

    edit: that was actually in response to BL1Y, but I guess it works for both.
     
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    I believe he was concerned about a bone tumor (godwilling). Being a shitty person is rather karmatic. And he was mean to abneretta, I believe.
     
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    Yeah, sure we're all dicks and assholes and stuff, but it's usually in a "bring the funny" way. I draw the line at being an intentionally cruel dick to people that don't deserve it. And he talked smack to the mods, which I also took exception to.

    He did, and it pissed me off, and I used my powers for good.

    He's not banned, and for all I know he's lurking under another account.

    I don't care.

    His lack of posting has greatly improved my serenity, and I like that.
     
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    You don't mess with someone who posts boobies
     
  19. Nettdata

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    And his calling out the "oh my god it might be cancer!" thing like I had no respect for cancer was laughable.

    I have lost more than a few family members due to cancer. So much so that my two cousins and I have spent 6 years (and counting) developing a software product to help cancer research labs find a cure.

    We've spent almost $500k on it so far, attend the various Cancer conferences, and give it away to smaller labs that can't afford it.

    We are just about to ramp up our sales and marketing efforts in the next couple of months, but as it sits, 5 of the top 10 cancer research labs in the US use our software. We've also given away a couple hundreds copies to small, underfunded, up-and-coming labs.

    So yeah, fuck him and his bullshit use of "oh my god it's a tumor" for sympathy.

    Time for a beer, me thinks.
     
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    So, mental note, no talking smack to the mods. And treat the boobies nice.
     
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