I do believe today is turning into a drinking day. My Mom bought me this quaich when we were in Scotland last year. It would be disrespectful if I didn't put it to good (and frequent) use, no?
Well, I guess if it is in the name of research (oh, what is the punishment for passing off images of random boobies as your own? .....just asking for scientific purposes....no specific reason for it)
Well, at least I know I wouldn't be in any danger of being sexually harassed. And I bet there would be alcohol.
Okay, I let the Armageddon thing go because I knew you were yanking my chain the whole time (I mean, you HAD to be, right?) but now you're talking about Wade Garret like Wade Garret ISN'T the coolest motherfucker in Road House. Sure, Dalton knows how to tear a hole in Jimmy's windpipe, banged Doc against an extremely rough and sharp looking stone wall, listens to white cassette tapes in his Benz and does Tai-Chi in sweat pants stolen from a pedophile. Pain don't hurt. But who taught Dalton everything he knows? The baddest son of a bitch on the planet, that's who. ...from the MAN HIMSELF. I would dare call Road House a Sam Elliot movie.
Frank: *clanking stuff around to organize the booze fridge* GF: "Are you getting a drink?" Frank: "Well... I wasn't planning on it, but now that you mention it, why not?"
As you may or may not know, about 2 weeks ago I got pissed at Durbanite for being so negative and down on himself all the time. Sure, his "woe is me I'm never getting a job/internet/laid" thing became a RMMB/TiB meme, and was occasionally funny, but after a while it got kind of old, played out, and then annoying. (Hell, just look a couple of posts above this one, and you'll see that his reputation is still as strong as ever). So I banned him for 2 weeks, hoping that he'd take some time off and do some inner reflection and try and get a bit more of a positive mind-set and enjoy life some more. Well, he's back, and lurking in the shadows. Hopefully he'll rejoin us and post again, and I'm hoping against hope that the time off might have helped him a bit. Probably not, but it was worth a shot, I thought. So... Durbanite... what's new?
Ahhhh, now I know what you meant about joining Durbanite, didn't realize he was enjoying a little mod mandated time off. So much for posting a pic of "my" boobies.