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Weekend Drunk Thread 1/14/10- Wait, FUCK- 11! GODDAMN IT!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jan 14, 2011.

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  1. konatown

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    Some laughs for your Sunday hangovers:
     
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  2. Rush-O-Matic

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    I think it's the same person that ties Merrill Hoge's ties.
     
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  3. mya

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    I am actually going to watch the Golden Globes because I love Ricky Gervais. Plus I like to see the pretty dresses.
     
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  4. Nettdata

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    Why do I miss Dennis Miller all of a sudden?

    [​IMG]
     
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  5. BL1Y

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    You're all very fucking welcome:

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  6. Nettdata

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    You're right... that IS depressing.

    In other, happier news, there's a new Booty Pic from an anonymous board member.
     
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    Probably because "What the fuck did this guy even say?" is far less infuriating than "Holy shit, that's the dumbest thing I've heard in a long time. How does this guy have a job?"

    And (if we're talking Sharpe), that's if you can understand more than a tenth of the words he's saying anyway.

    Shannon Sharpe:Marbles :: Stephen A. Smith:Cheez Doodles
     
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  8. mya

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    They HAD to have found each other through some fetish site. There is no other explanation for that pic.

    edit - you guys are fast, that was obviously in response to BL1Y's post
     
    #248 mya, Jan 16, 2011
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    Fap fap fap
     
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  10. mya

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    BOOBIES ON THE INTERNET!
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    #250 mya, Jan 16, 2011
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    Daniel Tosh had her on his Tosh.O show. She gets paid to basically sit on guys. She is fucking enormous.
     
    #251 zyron, Jan 16, 2011
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    Is there a place where one can apply for this job?

    I will eat three meals of chocolate a day and get paid to sit around.
     
    #252 NotYourAverage, Jan 16, 2011
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    *racist joke*
     
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    Also, ask scootah.
     
    #254 hotwheelz, Jan 16, 2011
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    I found a how-to for that giant tie knot.
     

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  16. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    And retire that attitude entirely while you're at it. If you're going to come on this site- of all sites- and bitch and moan, just walk away and go post on LARP sites or the like with all the other suicide watch clowns. If not, take your roastings like a man because believe me you deserve them.

    This is a site to talk about the finer points of alcohol and soft drugs, the female form, pop culture and taking useless douchebags down a couple hundred notches (I sincerely hope Ke$ha reads this site some day) but above all else this site is about cracking each other up, which is why I respect members like Beefy, Blue and Allord on here. Members like that always bring it, and it brightens my day.

    You wanna talk about how your life sucks go and bitch to the stripper giving you a lap dance like the other losers.

    EDIT: To quote another board member

    HOLY FUCKING TITS ON A STICK I FOUND A GREAT WAHOO VICTIM JUST NOW

    "evthread-dot-com" (Nettdaddy asked me not to post the direct link because their mods will pick up on it).

    ...IT'S AN EMO AND GOTH MESSAGE BOARD. ENOUGH SAID.

    PLEASE PLEASE PRETTY PLEASE WITH AN EVA ANGELINA ON TOP!?!?!
     
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    Waaah, people are ruining my site! Waaah!
     
    #257 BL1Y, Jan 16, 2011
  18. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    No, emoticons ar ruining it.

    Fag.
     
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    Was that a smilie that I saw? What the fuck!?




    Can't get this song out of my head...
     
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  20. BL1Y

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    For everyone who ever thought emoticons were gay:

    ///

    Bacon. Fucking bacon emoticon. Now shut the fuck up.
     
    #260 BL1Y, Jan 16, 2011
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