The kerning on whatever font this board uses is horrible. It's a better emoticon when they're closer together.
We've been reduced to discussing whatever in the fuck kerning is and how it affects the appearance of the emotican. :insert shaking head emotican here:
Oh, hell no. That wasn't me, that was Crown Royal http://www.theidiotboard.com/messageboard/viewtopic.php?p=99185#p99185 I was asking for clarification. What is the opposite of gay? Bacon. Bacon is the opposite of gay. /Homer/ Mmmmmm. Bacon. /Homer/
HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF SUCH SLANDER. Bacon CANNOT be made gay. It's just one of those things just are too macho for "The Other Side", like wood cutting or actor Rock Hudson. ...now THAT is some gay-ass bacon. More Portishead, PLEASE. Trip-hop is sex fuel.
I can has rum? Why, yes I can has rum! Can Tonka please stop trying to drink my rum? Funny, he leaves my food alone, but goes right after the booze. If he could type, I'd help him get an account here.
It may look gay, but it's actually pretty decent for sour candy. They sell it at the candy counter at a store in my town.
Jakob Dylan and Elvis Costello are playing songs from Jakob Dylan's new (well, most recent) album together on Bravo. Yes, please.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU TOM, FUCK YOU BILL, FUCK YOU NEW ENGLAND, FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SNACK TIME, BITCHES!
Hit the links, New England. Oh and while you're there, fuck off and die. Once again overrated by everybody, once again reality rings true. Battle, Pimptress. No song gets under the skin like this one:
I've been saying the same thing about the Chargers for the last 5 years, it seems. At least the Patriots have the rings to show for it. More importantly, I now have weed to go along with my bomb-ass chicken soup from scratch. From scratch, motherfuckers! I can take the Pepsi challenge against anyone's grandma with this stuff. Now I'm off to watch season 2 of The Wire. "COLLEGE KIDS AIN'T SHIT!"
I'm drinking a celebratory bottle of merlot and watching the Golden Globes. Holy shit, I love Robert Downey Jr.
I drove past the place where they're hosting the Golden Globes earlier today. The Westborough Baptist Church is protesting it because "Hollywood is a fag enabler".