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Weekend Drunk Thread 1/14/10- Wait, FUCK- 11! GODDAMN IT!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jan 14, 2011.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    I'm speechless. I need opinions, people.

     
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  2. CharlesJohnson

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    Oscar bait.

    Is there such a thing as a perfect movie?
     
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    At least it's not zombies.
     
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    Fuck. Yes. Can't wait.

    Always been a huge Rutger Hauer fan; Blind Fury, Wanted: Dead or Alive, The Hitcher, Ladyhawke, and of course, Blade Runner, just to name a few.

    Combine that with the over-the-top schlockiness that is a B-rated Grindhouse flick, and I'll be there with bells on.
     
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  5. BL1Y

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    I had the exact opposite reaction. Oh great, another B-movie straight from the factory floor.
     
    #305 BL1Y, Jan 16, 2011
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    So I'm watching Transformers. Because I'm drowning my fucking sorrow from the Pats loss.

    And Megan Fox opened the hood of the Camaro.

    "You've got a double-pumper carb". Actually, no. That is NOT a fucking carb, whore.

    But then I thought, "Oh, who cares, I'd do her in the butt and shoot on her face anyway." Who cares if she knows the difference between a double-pumper carb and fuel injection, anyways.
     
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    Let's just hope this isn't the "new thing" that's going to eventually get bled dry and make us hate it. Machete was ideal and I'm sure Hauer will make this great, too.

    Nett, you forgot Split Second. Cheesiness at its zenith, and the best thing is that it takes place in 2008 (it was shot in 1991).
     
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    SNACKS!
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    Anyone who changed their avatar to a Jets related avatar after the game should be banned. Bandwagon? No. Banned wagon.
     
    #309 $100T2, Jan 16, 2011
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    I've got a good 48 hours repping Big Fat Rex, homeboy. Go pahk yaw souwah grapes elseweah.
     
    #310 Beefy Phil, Jan 16, 2011
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    When did shegirl switch to Auburn?
     
    #311 BL1Y, Jan 16, 2011
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    SheGirl's been boobless for almost a week now. She lost a bet.
     
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    ...how YOU doin'?
     
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    Fucking player.

    Next thing you know you'll be rockin 22" spinners on your chair.
     
    #314 Nettdata, Jan 16, 2011
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    I've had an erection for this whole episode of Top Gear.
     
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    Just trying to help a lady out. I CARE ABOUT HER FEELINGS.
     
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    Fuck spinners, get him some tank tracks and paint that fucker camouflage. If he's gonna be hunting por panocha, he's gotta go camo.
     
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    Might be the rum, but I swear at first that said, "I care about her kneeling."
     
    #318 $100T2, Jan 16, 2011
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    In college I designed a wheel chair that had independent suspension for both wheels. It used a lever system that utilized two 12 inch mountain bike rear shocks. The travel distance would have been in theory around 5 inches (the shocks don't actually travel the full twelve, usually 4.5ish). I could have pulled off a pretty decent chair, using steel for just under 900 bucks.

    One day, I shall make it.

    Edit: so, the booty call texted me and apparently I made her vagina bleed. I must have been slamming her uterus or something. It means no booty call sex for a couple days.
     
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    The former mayor of Vancouver had an off-road wheelchair of sorts. It was on the Rick Mercer Report one time. If I recall correctly, it had big-ass knobbly wheels and the key feature was that it had two people pushing him around through the wilderness.

    Something to consider.
     
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