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Weekend Drunk Thread 1/14/10- Wait, FUCK- 11! GODDAMN IT!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jan 14, 2011.

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  1. hotwheelz

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    You must be really drunk because that's exactly what it says.
     
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    Hey Wheelz... you should get a dog.

    Chicks dig guys with dogs.

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    #322 Nettdata, Jan 16, 2011
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    "I'm gonna call him Rickshaw."
     
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    Fuck that. Get the wheelchair from "Silver Bullet".
     

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    Dean Kamen, inventor of the Segway, might have beat everyone to the "coolest wheelchair" prize:



    It goes up and down stairs, and raises up onto its back wheels so that the person is eye level with other standing people. I can't imagine what it costs, though.
     
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    Did I mention I got a Bronco today? I mean, it's no free boat, but I'm pretty pumped up about it. It's going to be a project/fun truck. Going to teach my little guy to help work on it, too.
     

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  7. hotwheelz

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    He does not appreciate your suggestion.
     

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    Here's a dog for you:



    Those dogs can pull insane amounts of weight, like 1500 pounds or something. If I didn't have Tonka the Mastador, I would have gotten a Swissie.
     

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    What the fuck dude? Your dog under contract to SETI to search for interstellar radio transmissions?

    I've never seen a cone that big on a dog before... your vet is fucking with you, I swear.

    Unless your dog has no coordination and that's just a "catch the treat boy!" set of training wheels/funnel to help him improve his self esteem.

    Is his name Silence, and that's his cone?

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    #329 Nettdata, Jan 16, 2011
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    Wheelz, does your family live on top of a radioactive dump or something?
     
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    Yeah, it's called Tijuana
     
    #331 hotwheelz, Jan 16, 2011
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    Clearly, you meant D'Rickashaw Ferguson.
     
    #332 NotaPharmacist, Jan 16, 2011
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    You can even take this fucker to prom! Or play basketball! For a second there I thought they were gonna show the guy at the beach surfing with it.
     
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    I have the hiccups.

    That is all.
     
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    That iBot is fucking creepy, as if handicappable people didn't freak me out enough already.

    Speaking of, is it ableist of me to refer to something I don't like as "lame?" Should I use "gay" instead?
     
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    Imagine the movement of my foreskin when I beat off.

    Your hiccups have just been mother fucking cured.
     
    #336 BL1Y, Jan 16, 2011
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    I will haunt your dreams.
     
    #337 hotwheelz, Jan 16, 2011
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    Just don't use 'mud people'. It sounds funny when you have no frame of reference, but when you Google it, you discover that it's not O.K.

    At all.

    Christians are weird. They're so mud people.
     
    #338 Beefy Phil, Jan 16, 2011
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    How is Friday an instant watch on Netflix, but Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood isn't. Neither is How High, Next Friday, or Friday After Next.

    What kind of holiday weekend is this?!?
     
    #339 twopy, Jan 16, 2011
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    Zing! Cured.
     
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