oops... i got drunkl Fuck the pats, Steelers gonna shit all over the jets! I wish i had the audio, there's a sketch from a local station (dve) called "Tom Brady's a Cunt" where they impersonate Sean Connery singing a song about fucking Tom Brady's mom
What are you, Toytoy? I feel creepy scrolling a thread talking about sex, beer, and tits, and suddenly seeing...a small child? Dude, you were just talking about your foreskin ON THE PREVIOUS PAGE!
Hey, I was just doing a little Wii bowling (and vodka) and got to thinking that boys need to learn to kiss better. We've done every filthy thread, but have never talked about kissing, Boys, listen up........LEARN TO KISS. I watched a few minutes of Transporter 3 and when hot guy kisses hot girl it was amazing. Jason Statham (?) knows how to kiss a girl like he means it. K, so watch that and do it. Any guy can lick a pussy and even if he fucks it up, he's bound to hit the right spots enough to at least get the job done. Kissing however is an art. Great kissers can fuck up a girl's world. K, back to vodka and Wii. My PSA.
Does someone have Maltob on suicide watch? Just by looking at my facebook feed it seems like every hardcore and even casual Pat's fan is ready to jump off a bridge, especially my cousin who was extremely confident they'd walk through the Jets last night. What is this, cosmo?