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Weekend Drunk Thread 1/14/10- Wait, FUCK- 11! GODDAMN IT!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jan 14, 2011.

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  1. Juice

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    No unfortunately he wasnt. He likes to talk like a Paul Rudd character, except hes serious about it. The worst part is, he started getting his "crunk on" with a stale can of PBR.
     
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    This guy handles this 1000 times better than I would have if it woke me up.
     
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  3. 8Track

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    Depends, did he at least have a 12 pack of good beer or a bottle of top shelf booze?

    You can answer your own question with your answer.
     
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    Unless he wants his roommate to be afraid to carry home good beer and bottles of booze, no he can't.

    In unrelated news, there's a bottle of French wine with some French dude's name on it that I'm going to scratch off and put my name on.
     
    #44 ghettoastronaut, Jan 14, 2011
  5. 8Track

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    The comments on this are fucking hilarious.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000K6OQFY?tag=blaitonthevoi-20" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000K6OQFY?tag ... nthevoi-20</a>

     
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    Ahahaha. Fixed the internet at a doctors office today; didn't charge him anything because the staff was really nice. He told me too come by if I needed anything and that he's got a lot of "Tylenol and some better stuff, sitting around".

    Ah, thank god for Canadian Health care.
     
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  7. 8Track

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    Anyone up for some bum hunting?

     
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    That is retarded. That guy needs his ass kicked.
     
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    If that is real I hope he does that to a bum who stabs him. What an asshole.
     
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    I seriously doubt it's real. Most bums are crazy as hell and would fuck that pussy up.
     
    #50 8Track, Jan 14, 2011
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    Wow, I was laughing too hard to notice whether it was real or not.

    Am I going to hell?
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    So fellow idiots. I have a blood draw for a physical on tuesday. My packet says not to consume any alcohol for the 3 days prior to it. My question is; Would they even know if I had a glass of wine with dinner the night before? I just happen to be going to a 100 dollar a head steakhouse and would really like to enjoy a nice glass of wine with meat.
     
    #53 Bourbondownthehouse, Jan 14, 2011
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    He's probably pretty calm because it's either his pet or his dinner.
     
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    Or the amount of alcohol and or drugs he had consumed.
     
    #55 8Track, Jan 14, 2011
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    Is it wrong to date a hot girl just because she likes her butt hole licked?
     
    #56 8Track, Jan 14, 2011
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    Why do the rest of them just watch it run around? I would kick the fucking thing. Wouldn't you kick the fucking thing?
     
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    Fox News' Megyn Kelly

    Pros:
    -Judging by the fact that she'll report anything in the news room, there's probably no limit to what she'll do in the bedroom
    -You never really had to take your girlfriend that seriously anyways

    Cons:
    -You wouldn't be able to watch The Daily Show with her
    -Company Christmas parties
     
    #58 ghettoastronaut, Jan 14, 2011
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    The question you should be asking yourself is, "Why do I enjoy licking assholes?"
     
    #59 Dcc001, Jan 14, 2011
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    Hey, quit judging. It's a good time, and at least he's managed to find a deeper reason for dating this hot girl than her hotness (not that there would be anything wrong with that, either).
     
    #60 ghettoastronaut, Jan 14, 2011
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