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Weekend Drunk Thread 1/14/10- Wait, FUCK- 11! GODDAMN IT!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jan 14, 2011.

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  1. zyron

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    #61 zyron, Jan 14, 2011
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    BEER AND SPARTACUS!!!! AAAUUURGH!!!
     
    #62 Diablo, Jan 14, 2011
  3. Diablo

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    QUICK!! News for the peanut gallery!!! My ex girl from 3 months ago just sent me a text out of the blue asking if we could meet up so she could kiss me one last time to see if anything was still there between us. Crazy, crazy women there are in this day in age.
     
    #63 Diablo, Jan 14, 2011
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    Charge her $16,000 for one last hate fuck. Tell her you will turn gay if she doesn't do it.
     
    #64 Crown Royal, Jan 14, 2011
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    Hahaha, she couldn't afford me, I'm expensive.
     
    #65 Diablo, Jan 14, 2011
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    I was going to post a sarcastic picture, but do you have any idea how hard it is to find a decent picture of that crazy pilot from Independence Day?
     
    #66 ghettoastronaut, Jan 14, 2011
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    http://lmgtfy.com/?q=russell+casse
     
    #67 Danger Boy, Jan 14, 2011
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    Which one? Uncle Eddie, Awwwwww Hell No or The President Of The United States? All pilots, all crazy. And if it's Randy Quaid then ask Beefy because it used to be his avatar.
     
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    Hello boys. I'm back.
     
    #69 Beefy Phil, Jan 14, 2011
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    YESSSS!!!
     
    #70 Diablo, Jan 14, 2011
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    Waking up at 5:30 a.m. to do a snow climb tomorrow. My plan was to drink three or four beers to help me pass out at 10. My roommate, however, has her sister and two incredibly hot friends over, and they're pounding red bull and vodkas. My first reaction was anger, as this will prevent me from falling asleep. Then I realized I have a penis. Excuse me while I go pour a rum and coke and insert (heh) myself into the conversation.
     
    #71 JGold, Jan 14, 2011
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    Animal products eaten today:
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    Tuna
    Bacon
    Chicken breast
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    Ham slices
    Taco Meat.
     
    #72 kuhjäger, Jan 14, 2011
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    Tonight I'm hitting up one of the local gay/lesbian drinking establishments to celebrate my best friend's birthday. My last experience there was not a good one thanks to an extremely pushy lesbian. Here's hoping that tonight is muchos bueno.
     
    #73 jennitalia, Jan 14, 2011
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    Just lie back and enjoy it.
     
    #74 kuhjäger, Jan 14, 2011
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    Her name is Chaz Bono, and is no longer a lesbian because she has a shoddily crafted skin graft between her legs in the shape of a penis.
     

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    Several intense rounds of beerio kart later and I'm about to explode. None of that light beer bullshit or 1 beer per match horse shit here. Just 2 24's of Alexander Keith's finest, one bottle per lap. We already have one man down hugging porcelain.
     
    #76 Maltob14, Jan 15, 2011
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    Over at a buddy's who quit drinking. This is highly enjoyable. I think I might just punch him in the head to get a reaction.

    Then things will get exciting.
     
    #77 toytoy88, Jan 15, 2011
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    Reports state that the average Russian consumes 15 liters of pure alcohol per year. And this is considered extremely excessive by global standards.

    Should we be concerned?
     
    #78 Beefy Phil, Jan 15, 2011
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    Just saw this posting over on JeepForum:

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.jeepforum.com/forum/f11/96-jeep-cherokee-need-opinions-1149721/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.jeepforum.com/forum/f11/96-j ... s-1149721/</a>


     
    #79 Nettdata, Jan 15, 2011
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    Goddamn, I wish I were partying with some of you guys instead of where I am right now. All my friends were lame as shit tonight and I am sitting here watching TV. Being in the middle of training blows, people need to man the fuck up and go out on a Friday night.
     
    #80 Diablo, Jan 15, 2011
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