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Weekend Drunk Thread 1/14/10- Wait, FUCK- 11! GODDAMN IT!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jan 14, 2011.

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  1. konatown

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    Sexist and you hate women. Pig.
     
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    God created kitchens and leg irons for a reason.
     
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    Drinking on Fremont Street in Vegas on New Years Eve. I'm the one with the button up shirt and brown/yellow beanie. I don't know the fag on the left in the gay hat. Wish I was that drunk now.
     
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    Sneaky fucking Russians...
     
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    Ever been the subject of any documentary film making?

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    Dude, why didn't you do it????? It is like the best idea to do that thing call her right now!!!! And then tell us what happens.
     
    #86 ssycko, Jan 15, 2011
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    He probably didn't realize that "kiss" was ex-gf code for "ass to mouth".
     
    #87 Nettdata, Jan 15, 2011
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    My ultra-cynical guess is that "kiss" is code for "c'mon baby let's do it without a condom...I'm on the pill I swear!!"
     
    #88 DrFrylock, Jan 15, 2011
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    Who wants to fuck a chick up the ass with a condom? And the ATM ergonomics are way more natural without having to stop and extricate your dick from the Coney Island White Fish.

     
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    What's the over/under on it involving sex and insanity.
     
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    Who has four wheels and going on a date next week? THIS GUY.
     
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    Good on ya! What are your plans?

    Need some advice? I'm sure we could help out.

    For instance, wear this shirt:

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    It's subliminal. All she'll think about all night is giving you chair-head. Then, before she knows what's going on, you're balls deep in her face.

    Be sure she's properly informed, so send her links to the appropriate training material.

     
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    Just don't take her to the Venetian in Vegas. I snapped this photo there a few weeks ago. They're not cool with your kind:
     

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    I have no idea and yes.
     
    #94 hotwheelz, Jan 15, 2011
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    Fucking Gondolas.
     
    #95 hotwheelz, Jan 15, 2011
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    Chaz Bono? I thought it was Rex Ryan for a minute. Oh well, He could pass for a fat diesel any day.

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    The Jets are getting raped Sunday
     
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    He had me up until this point. Isn't beer a requirement for recreational mechanical work? I always thought of it like grilling, if you don't have a beer in your hand when you're grilling the food will taste like shit and a baby will die.
     
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    IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE!

    SCI-ENCE!
    SCI-ENCE!
    SCI-ENCE!
     
    #98 Primer, Jan 15, 2011
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    Happy Birthday, Wikipedia. You're proof that a million monkeys with typewriters actually can produce something of value.
     
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    Snowed into my house. Again. I don't care what any of you say, winter sucks. I've never had balmy heat trap me in my house on a fucking saturday.
     
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