I'm spending the day making chicken gallantine (sans wrapping it in it's own skin): And not drinking. Try to detox my liver a bit. At least for a couple weeks. I'll have a bit of wine, or maybe a beer, with dinner a couple times a week, but no hard liquor or multiple drinks of any kind. Tonight will be interesting. A true test of my mettle. Why the fuck am I posting here again? Ass? NSFW if that doesn't work: <a class="postlink" href="http://i.imgur.com/VfkB9.jpg" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://i.imgur.com/VfkB9.jpg</a>
Alright, I may call her back tonight. She's the kind of girl who would skip work if it meant seeing me, so calling her the next day will not be a problem. Science may prevail.
Awesome night last night, managed to get girls to pay for almost all of my beers. I got wasted and only spent $19. Win. Best part is I woke up with a fire cracker in my pocket. They're illegal in Vermont. . . interesting.
Holy shit yes, for reference, if they're drinking vodka, that would only be 42.5 bottles of 40% ABV vodka a year. That's only 0.817 liters of vodka a WEEK! I can't tell you the last SATURDAY I had less equivalent alcohol than that.
See, that's what I was fucking worried about. I'm shit at math, but even I knew it had to equate to something utterly within the realm of my consumption habits. Do me a favor and work that out in 5.0% abv 12 oz. beers per week. I'm two martinis in and I have no patience for numbers.
and red bull don't go half bad with the creamed spinach I'm eating for dinner. Right out of the fucking container i cooked it in. Sometimes I'm so badass I scare myself, almost as much as I scare the nurses when they come in to check on me.
Ok, so I came up with 18.424 beers per week as an equivalent, still well under my average week, but doesn't sound as bad as only 0.817 liters of vodka per week for some reason. I kind of did this on the fly, so if someone good at math and sober wants to do their own calculations and call me a moron, please share.
So, depending on who you ask, we're either very sick, or very good at what we do. Better even than an ethnicity whose primary cause for ridicule is their unreasonably dangerous intake of alcohol. We...we win?
10lbs of chili cooking on the stove. This is going to kinda suck, as it is kinda warm here today, and 3 hours of the stove putting out heat is going to make me sweat like a minority at a traffic stop.
Shut your filthy whore mouth. It's been -20 to -30 here all week and the girlfriend's car hasn't started in 3 days. How the fuck do you sell a car in Canada without a block heater? Thats goddamn ridiculous. So it looks like we're ordering in food (again) since we haven't had any food in the house for a while now. P.S. Please send some chili my way, I'm sorry for calling your mouth a filty whore mouth.
You'll see plenty of cars down here without that. Hell, I'd never even SEEN parking spaces with plugs hanging from them until I actually went to Calgary. Then, I saw it in Sudbury and realized it's a North thing. I've never used a block heater here, it gets to a max of -30 to -35 around here. That's usually the coldest you'll see in the Lake effect (without wind chill). I imagine parking spaces in Winterpeg would just have blast furnaces you can keep your car inside when you're stupid enough to actually go outside in that city whenever it's Ginsu-sharp winds tear it a new asshole. Any at all exposed skin freezing in less than 12 seconds outdoors? Fuck off.
You crazy Upper-Canadians. You live in Canada, why the hell are you further south than like %25 of Americans? Does... not... compute...
I just watched 'The Terminator', a film I've seen more times than I can possibly recount. I thought there was nothing about it that I didn't know, even including all the endless circular arguments about time paradoxes and how x couldn't happen because y was at home fucking q's mother, but holy shit balls-is there any explanation as to why Arnholdt spends the first part of the film with a Hitler Youth haircut, then all of a sudden gets a spiky Guido-do? Did the car explosion in the alley give him that? My drunk has to know.
Wine, smoke and actually being home alone for a bit. I'll probably fall asleep.... Edited to add: What is everyone's opinion on men and women being "just friends?" Is it possible?
Portlandia: It's on Hulu. after the second commercial break, there is a skit. In this skit is a one-liner that people on this board will appreciate.
If she is even moderately attractive, he will eventually try to screw her (50% of the time he is "friends" with her on that notion alone), and if he doesn't he's just saving the thought for primo masturbation time. It's just plain science, and cannot be curbed.