My husband has very generously made me another drink. He either is being nice, wants to take advantage of me, or he's demon possessed and plans to kill me. With the amount of alcohol in this drink, I don't think I'll care which one it is.
I think this is a purely male thing. All of my guy friends love shower beers. I don't get it and neither do any of my female friends. On beer #5 and counting. It's only been about an hour since I started, so I forsee this being a quick drunk night.
Got hammered last night after Jesse Brinkley beat Curtis Stevens last night in Reno. Partied with Jesse and his promoters, Terry and Tommy Lane who are the sons of the infamous Mills Lane [Let's Get It On!]. Was obliterated and was set to leave at 3 AM but decided to play some blackjack instead and got more drunk. This girl was rubbing up against me at the tables and then saw my big feet and went, "Holy shit, what sized feet do you have?" "Um...sized thirteen..." She nearly fell out of her chair when I said that and the couple to the left of me said "You know what that means?" She said "I don't know but I'm willing to find out!" She went to the bathroom and the couple next to me along with the dealer and the pit boss wanted to take bets on whether or not I could close out on this chick. At 4 AM I was in her room pounding that shit [thankfully only drank beer and nothing else, so I could perform to my abilities] and then left at 5 30 this morning back to the Bay Area. Haven't gotten to sleep yet. Here is a funny picture from the ESPN broadcast: I'm the second from the left cameraman making a funny face. I was in that shot all night and people kept texting me laughing at how funny I looked when I reacted to big punches.
I am drinking alone in the living room with the dog while the husband sleeps in the bedroom. I'm watching The Royal Tenenbaums, his sense of humor does not expand this far. He hates The Office, I love The Office...no wonder I drink alone.
Looks like I have a goal for next weekend's drunken shenanigans. And beer numero 7 is going down quickly.
I need to knwo more about this shower of beer thing. Not because I mght say no, but I sdon't like surprises
I wannna fuckin shower with women and have beer in my FACE! Woman>beeer unless the beer in in my face and I can drinki its face and I csn give a beer a foot massage! Women are awesome!
I love the fact that now "having family over" means "excessive wine consumption". SO fucking awesome. Also, I successfully faked being a grownup today and got to taste lots of Napa wine. And I didn't pay for any of it. SWEET!
I love the fct that you look like a effing magnanimous secondbase womna! I don't giv e a crap if syrup goes to a dollar a sop, you should be in hte goddamn picture show!
anyone afraid of ghosts just needs to drink booze. Becdause it really really reallyt makes you not give a shit. and want to have sex. which distracts you from the ghosts. awesome.