I have beer! But only eight of 'em. Do I pound them as quick as possible in the hope of potential obliteration, or take it slow and make them last? Oh, the decisions one has to make as a fledgling alcoholic.
Pound them, Robert Pants. Pound them. As for me, I have no beer until tonight. My buddy is having an impromtu keg event and I will be destroyed.
Around this crowd I can only differ to the immortal words of Police Chief Martin Brody "You're gonna need a bigger boat." Translated: Get more beer.
You know what? I was bored the other day, so decided to shave the chin part of my beard off, leaving me fully 'handlebarred', so that name is strangely making sense to me. Where my sombrero at?
I have spent my week looking at sliced up dead people parts. "This guy died quickly. This guy died slowly." if the sliced up heart is dark purple, you know there was an extended period of ischemia before death. "This is a healthy (read: taken from a young person) aorta. This is an aorta from a 55 year old diabetic male. Notice the ulcerations and lesions." I will spend my weekend looking at graphs and mathematical formulae. I'm not sure which is worse. I think I've become awfully immune to sliced up dead things.
I know I'm going to be sorry for asking this but, what the fuck is Grog? Oh my, I Wiki'ed it and found out myself but, the bestest part of the Wiki page is this: BD is that you with the funny hat or your Dad?
It's the original name for the rum concoction that British sailors were given. Supposedly named after an admiral who wore a grog cloak or whatever. On another note: what's up with this facebook fad about posting what colour bra you're wearing? It's stupid.
I've had grog, and I still don't know what it was that I put in my mouth. To be fair, I ordered it in a Chinese restaurant in Eastern Europe and the woman who tried to describe it spoke four languages that weren't English. Word to the wise, it does not pair well with crispy orange duck.
I once got a small bottle of grog as a Christmas present. It said on the bottle it was made just as the original was. It was the most disgusting shit I have ever drank.
Coincidentally, I made a nice hot mug of grog two nights ago, just to try it out. I was given a mocha/hot chocolate/hot drink maker for Xmas and I'm working my way through the recipe book. After making a Hot Toddy (sugar, water, lemon juice and scotch), and finding that it sucked ass, I tried grog. Rum Lime juice honey Water Tasted better than the hot toddy, but I wouldn't have one again.
alternately: the hot buttered rum maple syrup rum hot water stick of cinnamon pad of butter +/- nutmeg
Ah, that's what everybody's doing. I saw "pinks" and "blues" and figured that all my friends were pregnant. Well, most are, but still. Kratos, you're relentless.
All it's ever done for me is give me heartburn. Matter of fact, other than Baileys and coffee, all hot drinks seem to. I went to a bar one time and was served cold Spanish Coffees. They were AWESOME.