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Weekend Drunk Thread, 10/12/2012-10/14/2012

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Oct 12, 2012.

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  1. Parker

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    I am not 100% sure what you mean, but I am 100% sure I wasn't going anywhere in that direction. I'm not knocking Kristen Stewart, I'm saying he needs better visual surroundings.

    Well in advertising (my office as an example) the curve is a little wider. The are a majority of "She's easy on the eyes" and a few top tier "she's hot" the girls are putting more effort in day to day because anyone can wear what they want, but since its all about perception/branding, people look nice. The frustrating part is you start talking to them about their weekends and they start off with "We" and you know they're not talking about their dog or roommate.

    Also, if you've seen Breaking Amish, there is a Puerto Rican Monnonite girl on there, I'd hit it. If you haven't seen Breaking Amish, please, go watch Breaking Amish. I'll wait.
     
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    Yeah, I'm saying the girls we quite reasonably believe to be attractive in every day life would, if judged by the absurd standards we apply to celebrities, be deemed less attractive. The bar becomes "well how does she compare to Megan Fox or Christina Hendricks." The celebrities we judge as "meh" would be, on any given night in any particular bar, a good bet to be the most attractive person at the establishment, putting aside everyone's subjective "personal types." And I say this as a man blessed to live in Manhattan.

    And even if your admittedly attractive office, you are admitting that Kristen Stewart is, at the worst, among the top 5%. Presumably we can admit that as "pretty damn attractive."
     
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    Unless you're talking about the perpetually unattractive, despite what people want you to believe, Kirsten Dunst

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    That has to be the worst possible picture of her you could find. Who smiles without teeth? That's just brutal. She looks like a wilding who has been living in a cave and just that received a make-over. I'm by no means saying Dunst stirs the penis at all, but that's just not even fair. I love that the website is "thislooksshopped.com" thanks for hours of my life being wasted.
     
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    See, Kirsten Dunst is a classic example of "picked on because she's a celebrity." Counterpoint to your extreme-snaggletooth picture (which I agree is probably the worst picture ever taken of her):

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    If you are honestly telling me you find those pictures unattractive, well, it must be a hard life having such standards.
     
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    I like her earrings.
     
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    If we're going to talk about goddamn celebrities, let's talk about the drunk awesome ones. Though, regrettably, they do not have rockin' awesome tits.

    The old school actors knew how to f'n party. They were untouchable. Now, FB and stupid, suck-ass apologies have ruined a good thing. There will never be creatures like this again. The events surrounding John Barrymore's death (Drew Barrymore's grandfather) are fucking awesome.

     
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    Unattractive? No, I see much more wretched women on a daily basis. But I can tell you with absolute certainty that seeing her as in those pictures (and seeing her in person in a restaurant in NYC), I would not give her a second look in a bar. She's not ugly, I think she's just largely unexceptional from an attractiveness perspective.
     
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    Has anyone here read Little Nemo? If so, you need to go to Google's homepage today. It'll give you the warm fuzzies.
     
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    I've wanted to for some time now, but it sounds like I need to pull the trigger and move to Chicago. Maine has it's pros, but the female ratio of hot:not is not one of them.

    Let's shack up, Gravy.
     
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    What would happen if one loved anal and the other didn't?

    So much for those few minutes of silence during the blowjob.
     
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    Not just move to Chicago, work for Google. Not only do these fuckers have free delicious food, candy (Free Jelly Bellys? Fuck yeah!) and whatever beverage you want (I'll take a V8 Splash please, no ice), the women were fucking killer. Just had a meeting with them. My rep this little Italian beauty with curves. Then just walking by the desk I saw a hot blonde, hot brunette, gorgeous mix of something Indian/Arabian Goddess, a really cute Asian and fiery strawberry blonde cougar. If I wasn't with my two female bosses, they'd have to drag me out of there kicking and screaming. No wonder 10 people leave my company for Google every year. Holy shit. That's not even fair. I probably wouldn't get any work done and I'd probably get fired for staring/drooling, which I recently learned is sexual harassment. I'm all jelly sauce right now. (That's jealous for you old fucks.)
     
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    That thing could make a fortune in porn. Here is some 80's music. Check out Jimmy Page with the beer bottle.

     
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    More 80's from David and David.



     
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    I'M all kinds of drunk.

     
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    Guess who's wife decided she does not want him to be seen with me, I love maui, but I hate shopping so she left me at starbucks for a few hours.

     

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    I did the same crap when I was in college and in town on base waiting for el husband to get off work and had nothing to do. Pretty sad, really. She should at least drop you off somewhere interesting.
     
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    Red Bull Stratos
    He actually ended up going 833 mph, and was in a free fall for over four minutes. And, he was temporarily in an uncontrolled, mult-axis spinning tumble that almost required an abort-level deployment of a chute that would have prevented him from getting to the speed of sound - but, he recovered.

    Regardless of what scientific data they collected, and regardless of whether or not the project itself resulting in any specific advancements that ultimately make the world a better place, it's awesome. I think they were testing a new generation of pressure suit as the main basis for the project. But, any time you can challenge limits like that, pushing for incredible feats, it inspires other people. People want to go out and do their own awesome thing, or a kid gets motivated in some way that keeps him working to achieve . . . all that stuff that the space program did for people in the 60's and 70's that we've lost.

    Oh, also, I would totally fuck Kirsten Dunst before Kristen Stewart. Even if her teeth are messed up or her elbows are sharp or whatever, at least she looks like she knows how to have fun.
     
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    Depends on your idea of fun, I guess.
     
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