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Weekend Drunk Thread, 10/12/2012-10/14/2012

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Oct 12, 2012.

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  1. McSmallstuff

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    Kristen Stewart is still not as attractive as Charlize Theron. I don't know what it is with Holly Wood now, but in all one hundred billiondy re-imaginings of Snow White that have been released in the past few years, the evil step mother is always leaps and bounds more attractive than Snow White.* The Evil Queen in "Once Upon a Time" is painfully attractive, while Snow White is slightly above average at best. And to answer more Cowbells point, I am relating her to everyday women that I see walking around campus not the celebrity hot scale, which is obviously skewed from reality.




    *"Mirror Mirror" is the exception that tests this rule.
     
  2. ghettoastronaut

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    ... so, when your friends go skydiving, do you belittle them by saying that they didn't jump from as high up as Felix Baumgartner?
     
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    You mean like belittling someone for drinking a Belgian ale that isn't Wesvleteren? Or staying in a 5-Star hotel rather a 3-Bedbug hostel?
     
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    Well, find an example of me mocking someone for drinking Belgian ale that isn't Westvleteren or for staying in hostels and you might have a point.
     
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    I wasn't bashing her for being less attractive than Charlize Theron. (That would be stupid there are very few people on the planet who can live up to that standard.) I was just pointing out that in film and television it seems that studios are going out of their way to make the wicked step mother MUCH more attractive than Snow White. This tendency confuses me.
     
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    World Travel Thread, page 18.
     
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    Researched like a true life time student. Although you failed to use MLA format.
     
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    All you need to have to know that fact is eyes. And it was stupid casting. Charlize is a great actress, but the number of women in Hollywood who are more attractive than her can be counted on the hand of a farsighted bomb maker.

    However, Julia Roberts was recently a wicked queen in that candy-coloured abortion/film and she looks like a fucking fruit bat on a vicodin drip.
     
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    But it's not an isolated incident.

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    Vs this. To my eye, far and away the most attractive picture I could find of her.
     
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    See the problem is that you are watching Once Upon a Time, actively marketed towards at best a 50-50 audience, but fairly female skewing. Ginnifer Goodwin is one of those Hollywood actresses women love cause she, while still pretty by civilian standards, is much more normal looking than most smokeshow actresses. Gotta look at it like that and not whose poison apple you, as a male non-target, would much rather munch on.
     
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    But who they will also hate because who the fuck spells it 'Ginnifer'?
     
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    His reaction is basically that of a kid who spills something on the floor, and tries to use a rug to cover it up. I hope he tried to walk away while whistling.
     
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    I love how you say "I like A better than B" on this board and everyone reads it as not only an attack on B, but an attack on everyone who likes B. Not only that, you're ignorant and arrogant for all the reasons B could ever possibly be liked. This applies to other things as well, but I digress.

    My favorite discussion is the "Women other women find attractive and men don't" discussion. We all know the actress from that female oriented TV show that shall not be named. Other included Debrah Messing and Jennifer Aniston pre-Angelina. Can we talk about how how Aniston was in Horrible Bosses? Holy fucking shit. She's in her 40s.
     
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    I always imagine someone's head popping off makes the popping sound of a magic marker cap when you take it off.
     
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    His reaction is basically that of a kid who spills something on the floor, and tries to use a rug to cover it up. I hope he tried to walk away while whistling.[/quote]

    I always imagine someone's head popping off makes the popping sound of a magic marker cap when you take it off.[/quote]

    The key question here is clearly "Could you get high off it?"
     
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    HOLY SHIT. HE FUCKING PREFORMED A VIVISECTION. Not only did he rip off her kid's head, but he started to gut her. Then tired to stuff it back in?! Once it's out, it ain't going back in just like toothpaste.

    What med school did this guy attend? Juan's obstetrics and meat packing? This is why C students should not be allowed to pass with the rest of the class.

    Lawsuit isn't enough. This guy needs to lose his license and brought up on criminal charges. The kid was OUT, BIRTHED, thus it is MANSLAUGHTER.

    Coincidentally, my friend's wife is a nurse/midwife. She says it is common practice for doctors to intimidate a woman in labor into more expensive, unnecessary procedures, or because he's fucking lazy. I'm surprised more crap like this doesn't happen.
     
  20. Nom Chompsky

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    Wait, are you somehow both saying that:

    Before she got divorced, men didn't like Aniston but now they do AND

    Jennifer Aniston was hot in Horrible Bosses?

    If so, congratulations! You hit the wrongness exacta.
     
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