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Weekend Drunk Thread, 10/12/2012-10/14/2012

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Oct 12, 2012.

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  1. MoreCowbell

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    I think I found the guy's picture:

    [​IMG]

    Honestly, my mind can't comprehend how absurd this is. I kind of thought I was beyond being surprised by articles I find online, but nope.
     
    #241 MoreCowbell, Oct 16, 2012
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    [quote="IWantSomeJuice"

    I always imagine someone's head popping off makes the popping sound of a magic marker cap when you take it off.[/quote]


    You ALWAYS imagine? Just how much time are you spending on this? Do you sport a boner while you contemplate this? Do you play with the marker and giggle maniacally? You were that little boy who grabbed the Barbies from your playmates and ripped their heads off, weren't you?

    I'm so disturbed.
     
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  3. Juice

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    One time I cut my sisters Barbie's hair off and painted a Hitler mustache on it with a sharpie. Does that count?
     
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    You think that's bad? When I read the article the first thing I thought of was a crawfish and whether the doc sucked out the juice.
     
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    You ALWAYS imagine? Just how much time are you spending on this? Do you sport a boner while you contemplate this? Do you play with the marker and giggle maniacally? You were that little boy who grabbed the Barbies from your playmates and ripped their heads off, weren't you?

    I'm so disturbed.[/quote]

    In his defense, that's exactly how it sounded in my head too.
     
    #245 audreymonroe, Oct 16, 2012
  6. Gravy

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    My brain went here:

     
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    We've come up with this great idea at work as we're all waiting for the debate to start, that it should be like strip poker. After each round, whoever lost has to take off an article of clothing. Yes? YES.
     
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    It sure would be one way to figure out if the whole special underwear thing is true.
     
    #248 Gravy, Oct 16, 2012
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    I don't want to see Barack or Mitt in the nude, thanks.
     
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    Now Paul Ryan on the other hand....
     
    #250 bewildered, Oct 16, 2012
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    Body by Tony Horton. Signed Tony Horton.
     
    #251 Kubla Kahn, Oct 16, 2012
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    BACK UP LIKE A PTERODACTYL!!!!!!! CAW!!!! CAW!!!!!!
     
    #252 Crown Royal, Oct 16, 2012
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    This isn't political. But do women actually find Paul Ryan attractive? If he was just a business manager at a company, would you still find him hot? Is this just said because you guys are Republican? I'm just so fucking confused.
     
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    I am merely parroting what I've heard many, MANY others say.

    Personally? Nope. He's in good shape and has normal features. Not unattractive at all but not really my thing either.
     
    #255 bewildered, Oct 16, 2012
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    I'd hatefuck Paul Ryan so hard. As long as he's not making his Muppet face.
     
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    And as long he was down for some contraception I presume.
     
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    Nah, I'd wing it, get an abortion, and just laugh and laugh

    [​IMG].
     
    #258 audreymonroe, Oct 17, 2012
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    I'm going to cast my vote as an emphatic NO.

    I'm not attracted to people who hate me (and all of the other women). I'm also not attracted to slimy creeps, muppets, or Joffrey Baratheon.
     
    #259 sisterkathlouise, Oct 17, 2012
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    Just out of curiosity, before John Edwards scandal blew up and exposed his skeletons, what'd you think of him?

    Btw, tonight I got in a text fight with a guy I know bc I owe him $20. He lives 1500 miles away and wants me to send him a check. Fucking ridiculous and annoying.
     
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