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Weekend Drunk Thread, 10/12/2012-10/14/2012

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Oct 12, 2012.

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  1. dixiebandit69

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    Why haven't there been any new threads bumped lately? Didn't we get a couple of new moderators?

    Since this is the drunk thread, I'm gonna post what I want:
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    #261 dixiebandit69, Oct 17, 2012
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    Any chance CharlesJohnson and I could dress up like Statler and Waldorf and heckle you?

    Me: Well, looks like Audrey sure had a hard time with that.
    CJ: At least somebody had a "hard" time!
    Both: D'ohohohohohohohohoho!

    Or

    Me: Paul Ryan sure came quickly.
    CJ: Well, at least he'll come first in something!
    Both: D'ohohohohohohoho!

    It could work. Either way, CJ and I have our costumes for Halloween this year.

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    And my years in the making plan of use becoming best friends will finally be complete.
     
    #262 bebop007, Oct 17, 2012
  3. Gravy

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    You're clearly not a Lannister.

    Tell him the money went to the wonderful cause of buying vowels, and that you will send him a check when you can finally take "by the way" and "because" off of layaway.
     
    #263 Gravy, Oct 17, 2012
  4. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I am 100% serious when I say that that makes my Top 5 Greatest Ideas For A Way To Spend An Evening Ever list.

    Also, here's wee Mila Kunis in a Lisa Frank commercial.

    Also, here's a tour of the Lisa Frank factory and an interview with Lisa Frank. Ten-year-old me was fucking FLIPPING HER SHIT watching this.
     
    #264 audreymonroe, Oct 17, 2012
  5. Noland

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    So does anyone on this board live in Kennebunk, Maine? Long shot, I realize, but if anyone was going to visit a dance instructor/hooker it would be someone on this board.
     
    #265 Noland, Oct 17, 2012
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    Yea I don't see how this can spiral into a political debate at all.
     
    #266 gamecocks, Oct 17, 2012
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    Moving right along, mind the gap

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    #267 rei, Oct 17, 2012
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    Have you seen her? That chick does a lot of drugs. Is this the face of $1500 a night?

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    She's no Ashley Dupre. Who also does a lot of drugs, but looks better doing it.

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    Famous hooker time? Famous hooker time.

    My favorite was Nell Gwynn from the court of Charles II. She was apparently an awesome drunk and hotter than a London's summer simmering betwix yon Thames and yon cuckoo nest. King set her up with a swank house for life.

    Spoilered for artistic boobies:
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    #269 CharlesJohnson, Oct 17, 2012
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    In a New England town of only 10,000 I guess the whore tree doesn't have much fruit on it and it's a seller's market.

    Should anyone be interested, Gawker, that paragon of journalism, has (or did yesterday) a number of videos of this chick playing with herself.
     
    #270 Noland, Oct 17, 2012
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    Fuck. Yes. Objectively, he is quite cute. Look at those big blue eyes, brimming with self-righteousness, that smile dripping with condescension, that body that says he spends most of his time at the gym checking out other dudes. Add in the horrible douchebaggery, the money, the power, the arrogant dickishness, and you've got a recipe for someone that I would hate fuck so hard that he'd never understand the meaning of love again. Then when I was finished, I would punch him in the face, spit on him and tell him he could never satisfy a woman let alone be vice president.

    Inevitably he would propose, and I'd accept and we'd live happily ever after.
     
    #271 Roxanne, Oct 17, 2012
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    I remember lurking when politics were a no go. The fact that I want to type out a knee jerk response is bad enough, if I want biased political views, I'll watch tv. (Not to say this is truly political seeing as it has nothing to do with voting or policy, just seems out of place from what I've seen here versus other forums.)
     
    #272 gamecocks, Oct 17, 2012
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    But Parker baited us!! It's all his fault! Tattle tattle tattle!
     
    #273 sisterkathlouise, Oct 17, 2012
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    How is talking about wanting to hate fuck the douchey look off someone's face political? I don't know his stance on anything, I just know that I hate/love him and want to internally murder his babies.
     
    #274 Roxanne, Oct 17, 2012
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    Because you didn't say that about Joe Biden! You wouldn't want to hate fuck that toothy, pearly-white smile off his face, would you? WOULD YOU??? Political hussy!
     
    #275 lust4life, Oct 17, 2012
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    I've got plenty I'd do to Joe Biden, but no one asked me about him.
     
    #276 Roxanne, Oct 17, 2012
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    My manager just took myself and a coworker out to lunch at a delicious Indian restaurant. He's both awesome and an asshole. I ate with glee and now am going to be sluggish and unproductive all afternoon.
     
    #277 JWags, Oct 17, 2012
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    Dare I ask about Sarah Palin?
     
    #278 lust4life, Oct 17, 2012
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    Today was an awesome day until I checked an American news website.

    Oh, Canadian news. So quaint. Did you guys know that Dalton McGuinty pulled a surprise resignation the other day? And isn't that so much better than hearing CNN mine yet another nugget from the turd deposit that is the presidential election?

    Made some good food tonight. I won't tell you what it was, but I will tell you I made it in a saute pan I bought in Paris (the frying pan was, of course, the only reason I went to Paris).
     
    #279 ghettoastronaut, Oct 17, 2012
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    Goddamn it people I posted dat gap for a reason.


    I'll make a stronger offering when I'm at home and am not just blindly right clicking links on reddit without pre-screening them
     
    #280 rei, Oct 17, 2012
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