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Weekend Drunk Thread, 10/12/2012-10/14/2012

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Oct 12, 2012.

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  1. Juice

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    EDIT: This chick also has a cock apparently.
     
    #21 Juice, Oct 12, 2012
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  3. CharlesJohnson

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    Please.

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    "Oh, you think plastic surgery is your ally. But you merely adopted attention whoredom; I was born in it, molded by it! I didn't see my publicity head shot until I was already irrevocably deformed, by then it was nothing to me but Jack Nicholson's eyebrows!"
     
    #23 CharlesJohnson, Oct 12, 2012
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    See! I knew it. I can smell them trannys out miles away.

    Wait...nevermind, just move along.
     
    #24 Now Slappy, Oct 12, 2012
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    If we are going botched plastic surgery....

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    Hello Ladies.
     
    #25 Kubla Kahn, Oct 12, 2012
  6. Nom Chompsky

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    I hope all of you drink expired milk.
     
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  7. Nom Chompsky

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    Seriously, I'm going to pay a hobo to fart into your soup.
     
    #27 Nom Chompsky, Oct 12, 2012
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    Let's kiss and make up.

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    Edit, wait, this one's better.


    That's the thing. These aren't "botched." These people actually went into the doctor's office to request the him to turn them into cartoon caricatures. Like Betty Boop got her face stuck in a black hole just before the event horizon and she finally broke free.
     
    #28 CharlesJohnson, Oct 12, 2012
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    C'mon CJ, what is this? Amateur Hour? You can do better. Lemme show you:

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    #29 Juice, Oct 12, 2012
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    What do you tell the plastic surgeon?

    "Yeah Doc...picture Ernest Borgnine in a cheap wig..."
     
    #30 Gator, Oct 12, 2012
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    No, that's not Ernest Borgnine, that's Tattoo from Fantasy Island.

    "Right boss?"
     
    #31 Now Slappy, Oct 12, 2012
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    My prayers have finally been answered. I've always wanted to know what Robert Z'Dar would look like as a 70 year old transsexual.

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    #32 CharlesJohnson, Oct 12, 2012
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    Jesus, I haven't seen lips this bad since I walked in on a fat girl showing a bunch of people her clit piercing.

    Looked like a toothless bulldog chewing on a marble.
     
    #33 effinshenanigans, Oct 12, 2012
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    I'm grouting tiles tonight. Has anyone ever done this? There's a really good chance I will fuck it up.
     
    #34 hooker, Oct 12, 2012
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    Yup, it fucking sucks. Hire a professional.
     
    #35 bewildered, Oct 12, 2012
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    And the non sequitur of the thread award is hereby awarded to hooker.
     
    #36 Noland, Oct 12, 2012
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    I think with enough beer and determination, it is possible.
     
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    When has anything I've ever said on here been logical (or on topic)? Prey tell.
     
    #38 hooker, Oct 12, 2012
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    Everything you have posted in the Boobie and/or porn threads.
     
    #39 Noland, Oct 12, 2012
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    Braaaaaaainnns.

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    #40 thabucmaster, Oct 12, 2012
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