She has all the qualities of devolved wild game. No use to her echo system. Hideous pachyderm-like, neon nightmare (think mating plumage) with a fat ass that couldn't possibly out run a predator, but has such a shrill voice it deploys to scramble the predator's brain. Somehow, it thrives. Life... uhh... finds a way [/Golblum]. If this is the next phase of evolution, I'm punching my own ticket.
The next phase is Mel Gibson in a leather cop suit. Bad guys in hockey masks, dude. I call the bladed boomerang.
I probably should elaborate. Its a pool hall with a bar. 8 or 9 pool tables . The "membership" is to skirt NC laws that say that if you serve alcohol you have to serve food too (50%/50%). I don't know how this place makes money. Its always empty. Except on Sundays. Holy shit are Sundays awesome there. Monday through Saturday it is a ghost town. On Sunday they have, I shit you not, FREE hot dogs, nachos (with queso and cherizo), and 5 different kinds of hot wings (catered). All day. $2 pints of Bud Light and Yuengling. Its obviously crowded then too, but still no rules apply. Hell, I brought two of my dogs there last week and not a word was said. They got treats too. The place baffles me. Tailgators, Greensboro, NC.
I haven't had a $2 beer bar in my city since 2000. Canada. Ah, the Ridout. Such an insane meat market. You could get into that place with a Sears credit card and it was fifty cent shots upstairs. How they got away with for so long was beyond me.
On Mondays, 1/2 mile way, they have $1 domestic pints and .49 cent wings. Dinner and a buzz for under $10. Can't beat it. This city sucks though. On another note:
I know a lot of people here play League of Legends. The world final is going on right now. Azubu Frost vs Taipei Assassins for a $1 million prize. Azubu is the clear favorite, but TPA plays a very aggressive style that gave other good teams fits, most notably Moscow 5.
Fuck it, if that isn't one of my favourite 80's songs of all time. My wife rolls her eyes into next week if I play it in my car (she hates retro music). You cannot fight the sensous aura of the feathered plumage in that video. At least their hairstylist is rich.
Just realized I was quoted on Gawker. The quote was regarding my positive IHTSBIH review. Aaaaand I need another drink. Goddamnit.
The ND Stanford game was awesome! If I did not have children I would be very drunk right now in celebration.
I watched On the Road tonight and there was a lot of s-e-x in it. The guy who played Dean Moriarty was superhot and you get to see Kristin Stewart's boobies and she's in basically all of the sex scenes, and I'm kind of surprised there isn't more talk about all this. I am interested in non-Twilight-aged male opinions on her. It's weird, I don't think she's particularly attractive, but there's something about her that I still find very sexy. The movie itself was okay, basically like the book - I was never really sure of the point but it usually felt good to experience and every now and then right when I'd be getting bored there'd be a scene that would make me go "woah." Then, when it was over, all of a sudden I wrote this story that I've been thinking about for months but have never committed to sitting down to actually write it because I am just like Kerouac.
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Zoomafloome/113142452042544?sk=app_178091127385 That's a friend of mine's band, and I think they're fucking awesome. Weird thing is, (to me) this is his secondary band - they don't perform much at all. My buddy, who is the guitar player in this, is primarily a folk artist... which is the fucking opposite of what this is. If you like weird funky stuff, give the 2nd and especially the 3rd songs on that page a listen. Good headphones/speakers are recommended. Also, drugs wouldn't hurt. The songs build up, so give them a chance.
Just booked flights to New Orleans for 2 weeks. Any idiots have recommendations for places to go/eat/see? I'll be there for New Year and the start of January.
She has a dull expression on her face constantly, and her eyes are so lifeless I can only assume she'd suck out your soul through your cum if you had sex with her. So, no, I don't find her attractive. It's cool that the movie inspired you to write, but I'm a little baffled by it. I just can't seem to understand what attracts people to that book. It's not very well written, and it's so self indulgent/important and obnoxious. If Kerouac was around today there'd be a picture of him up on Look at the Fucking Hipster.