What if one was evil and killed the other one? That wouldn't be good thinking in hindsight, I would imagine.
You ever get to make out with someone while you jerked off as a teen? Cerberus here doesn't know how good it has it. Takes "The Stranger" to a whole other level. I'm more concerned with the threesome validity. One vagina, two heads. Does it count? And when you're drilling them/it/her from behind, how do you keep your balance when you pretty much have to pull both of their hair? It'd be like trying to drive a chariot with your cock.
I watched it on the discovery channel. I thought the coolest part was how he was talking with "mission control" during his free fall.
These are all very valid concerns and the only thing I think it proves is that answering one question only raises more questions. Like, does each one claim ownership to their respective tit? If you gag one during sex, will other one's orgasm be heightened? Does the boyfriend of one have to keep to the external organs of his respective head?
How to ruin a gender party for the parents-to-be in 3 easy steps: 1. Don't show up with a blue or pink shirt to guess the baby's gender. 2. When questioned, ask "If the baby is a hermaphrodite, do I at least get half of a goody bag?" 3. Laugh while friends and family sit silently and uncomfortably.
The biggest problem will be when it finally dies, what taxidermist will mount a human for display? I'm imagining a pose like the polar bear from The Addams Family.
I am simply amazed at the possibilities of sex with a conjoined twin like this. Every time is a threesome. Ok, the obvious ball licking/ head combo aside, think of what climax must be like for them. I'm imagining some full on orgasmic rendition of "Dueling Banjos". This is the kind of shit Larry Flynt needs to be throwing his fortune at people.
She looks like she should be feverishly scratching her arms while tucked in the corner of some run-down shithole apartment with twenty other spin cases. "Rolled hard" does not begin to describe her general appearance. She probably could be quite attractive if she didn't look like 90's-era Calvin Klein smacktard jailbait. And for fucks sake, SMILE once in a while you weirdo. Life so hard?
I had to buy a new remote and when I went to program it to my TV, I discovered that it required AAA batteries like I was in a nightmare or something. The only set of AAA batteries I have in my house, like any good red-blooded American, is in my vibrator. What, so now I have to choose between watching movies with ease and masturbating with ease? This is like some kind of sick mind game that a villain in a horror movie would employ on the girl he has locked in his basement.
See, that's why she is so annoying. She's physically gorgeous, but is always so mopey and drab. When she's smiling, damn. Too bad she's usually looking like a drowned rat.
I don't agree with your assessment of her at all, but I would like to contribute to her smiling .gifs. Personally, she is pretty far up there on my favorite attractive celebrities list. Bored/pissed off/smiling whatever. She is physically more attractive than any girl I have ever met. Also, she reminds me of Missy Peregrym.
I was more pandering to the prevailing arguments against her and seeing their validity. I never look at her and go "damn, she's busted", but when she's put together and actually turned on personality-wise, she's like you said, on another level. Gorgeous, but approachably so. I remember seeing her in "In the Land of Women" when she was still young enough to feel guilty about it, and thinking she was one to remember. So when she seems like she doesn't give a fuck, its wasting the gift.