Because it's never too early to teach kids that you need to play until you hear the damn whistle. I think Plaxico Burress pulled a similar stunt when he was with the Steelers.
I've had the Martian death flu since Friday. This shit needs to go away. Thank god for the upcoming weekend.
Well damn you Mr. Chris Schomaker of Columbia, Missouri! <shakes fist> Yeah, thing is, if you post pictures of stupid/fat/ugly people at Walmart, everybody laughs. Ha ha, stupid Walmart people! Ha ha, you're all beneath me! Ha ha! But, if you post pictures of hot girls at whole foods? Gloria Steinem et al would shut your ass down so fast, making sure to call you a creepy pervert in the process. I think the law is written so that if you take pictures of people without their permission, you just blur their face out, and it's okay because we're all just laughing at how stupid they are. But, if you take pictures of girls being hot, without their permission - even if you blur their face out - you're creepy and demeaning.
What happens if you take pictures of the girls that would be hot if only they took all the metal out of their faces, cut off the stupid dreadlocks, and did something about the patchouli stink?
Let this be a lesson to all of you, that Frylock and I learned the hard way. I knew better, but let a hard sales pitch override my knowledge and good sense. The car no longer shifted correctly after the flush was done. You don't need to flush your transmission. That is complete bullshit. Such a thing wasn't even a thing until about 5-10 years ago. It is just another way for the dealerships to suck more money out of your pocket. If you change your transmission fluid on a regular basis, or preferably slightly more often, your transmission will last you the life of your car. My theory is that the flush forces grit into places it normally wouldn't otherwise accumulate, and puts stress on the seals that they normally wouldn't experience.
Today I learned that the knife that I normally use to count pills and scoop cream from a large jar into a small jar (which can be bought at most kitchen supply stores as a tool to spread icing on cakes and cupcakes) is manufactured by the same company that designed and built the standard issue bayonet of the USMC. Somehow I don't think anyone will be impressed if I start yelling "KILL! KILL! KILL!" as I count out their medication. But science is all about testing hypotheses, so...
The trick is to take a picture of the whole woman, and rather than saying "Look at this hot girl and her yoga pants," you say, "This woman looks like she dreams of rainbows and ponies. I'd like to respect her into a deep coma, knamean?"
Ahh. Okay, let me try one. How's this? "One of the things I love about Whole Foods is that they keep their cold foods just the right temperature. This attractive young lady shares my opinion, and is showing off her preferred method for inspecting relative cold. She appears to have just come from church, and I would like to know her, biblically." NSFW
Yup, it's a vicious double standard that got me banned from the old board. There were a lot of people posting surreptitiously taken pictures of fat/ugly/weird looking people, so I thought I'd post pictures of hot chicks at my college and was promptly banned. Apparently: ugly fatasses with mullets = good; hot chicks = bad. Yeah, that totally makes sense.
The magazine and iPad lobby will be outraged. And can you imagine the mess of diarrhea/beer shits if we didn't have toilets? Also is there proof anywhere that incidence of the listed symptoms has actually risen, versus documented Western rich people incidence?
Though I don't know if you're making a joke or not but after reading the last thread where Paleo came up and listening to a "silicon valley BIOhacker" on Joe Rogan's podcast I'd come to the conclusion that 99% of these internet age health experts are either scheisters or flat out con artist. Cherry picking studies and statements that fit their conclusion and labeling anything they don't agree with as unnatural to how we evolved.
I'm really merely being smarmy, not entirely joking. The idea that the overall incidence of diarrhea has increased in the past 150 years seems patently absurd.
Coarse, could just get a foot stool and see if it has any merit. Lord knows sometimes taking a 10/10 I'd wish things would move along a little faster.
A friend told me years ago that she would put her heels up on the edge of the toilet seat because it was easier to go (kinda like a super squat) and well... it works. I'm not sure that it will prevent cancer but I want a squatty potty - keeping your feet and your ass on the toilet seat at the same time isn't always easy.
I just like that one of the recommended videos afterwards was of a girl getting an anal tattoo. Was she squatting? Tune in to find out. As for the modified stepstool that probably sells for $50 is concerned, I imagine that it would make the toilet seat pretty uncomfortable for someone with a skinny ass like me.
When my niece was all bound up and they couldn't figure out what was wrong with her, there was a lot of laying her on her back and pushing her knees to her belly to get her to poop. So I guess the squatting with your knees up thing works. Turns out, she's gluten intolerant. I'm glad my sister was proactive with that...it almost killed her, and the doc seemed unconcerned.