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Weekend Drunk Thread 10/19/12 - 10/21/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Oct 19, 2012.

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  1. Noland

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    Eat a big greasy breakfast and wash it all down with a big cup of black coffee and a Marlboro. If that doesn't shake things loose, nothing will.
     
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    The new Bruno Mars song sounds like the Romantics and the Police got mashed together in a few places.



    I like Bruno Mars. Although, I was trying to figure out which album "It Will Rain" is on, and I realized it's on the Twilight soundtrack or something. I need to cleanse with some manly music.
     
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    Not taking Vicodin helps too. Taking Vicodin after surgery in October stopped me up so bad. I thought I was going to die. I don't drink coffee and I still was slamming cups to no avail. It made me wonder how people with painkiller addictions function.
     
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    #224 Noland, Oct 23, 2012
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    Placebo effect.
     
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    #227 FreeCorps, Oct 23, 2012
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    That aquarium coffee table is the tits. I'm amazed nobody has ever thought of that.

    Gears.....turning.....

    Kudos to the Space Invaders loveseat. God, how I love tacky.
     
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    SUCK IT JAZZ PLAYLIST I JUST MADE YOU MY BITCH!

    I am excited. Time to drink in celebration, which will be different from the drinking I did in execution.
     
    #229 Roxanne, Oct 23, 2012
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    Jazz.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Accurate depiction of the making and celebrating of this:

    [​IMG]
     
    #231 Roxanne, Oct 24, 2012
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    #232 Misanthropic, Oct 24, 2012
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    All I think about when I hear jazz:
     
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    Funny you bring that up, this is actually what made me realize back as a tiny child that I fucking loved the blues:

     
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    Mouse was living in my stove (don't ask why or how, I have no clue), caught him alive 2 days ago. Now not really sure what to do with him. He's living at the bottom of an empty trash can right now and i'm feeding him peanut butter, raisins, and water. I built him a mouse tower out of plastic bowls thats like an igloo with a room on top that he can go into, but he's just been chillin in a paper towel tube scared as shit.

    If goodwill has a fishtank i'm going to keep him, if not I think I'll let him go in a day or two.

    My life is exciting.
     
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    You bubonic plague promoting son of a bitch. Kill the damn thing.
     
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    What you do is stick him in an opaque bag, walk outside, and slam it really hard against the house.

    Most humane way to dispose of rodents. I exterminated my friend's rodent problem this way one summer, highly effective.
     
    #237 Roxanne, Oct 24, 2012
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    You scare me. Just gonna put that out there.
     
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    I mentally picture as a physically attractive version of this:

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    I think the thumping was a testament to all other rodents to stay the fuck away. Seems to have worked, since she's never had another problem!
     
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