I will never forget witnessing a girl do exactly that at a party. You knew exactly what happened by the look on her face.
That is bad. But from what we have collectively seen take place at the many parties throughout our lives, I'd say even THAT is tame. My god. There are just some things a brotha can't unsee. Know what I mean?
In my freshman dorm a girl nick named "point two-five" (based on her grade point average). One night she was black out drunk and we were all partying in my friends room. The guy on our floor that was fucking her decided to see if she'd take a swig off of a gatorade bottle filled with dip spit. Before her friends could stop her she took a nice big chug. Didn't. Even. Phase. Her. I've never seen anything as fucking gross in my life. College.
Getting ready for this: http://www.cnn.com/2012/10/26/us/tropical-weather-sandy/index.html The bitch is headed right at us. I've got about 5 cases of beer and a bottle of Scotch laid in. I'll head out to the White Trash Mart tomorrow to grab a shotgun, some beef jerky and a jug of whiskey. That should hold me until the lights come back on.
Is this the first hurricane you've been through? What happened to the shotgun from your previous hurricane, unless something happened then that convinced you that you needed a shotgun for the next one?
Fuck this hurricane bullshit. Almost a year ago to the day I had no power for a week because of a retarded ice storm. What a pain in the ass that was.
Seriously, last year was awful. We went what? Ten years without a major power outage to having two MASSIVE ones less than three months apart. And now another potential fuck yo house storm less than a year later, great.
How else are you going to fire wildly at the storm? People don't die from winds or flooding during a storm, they get hit by errant rounds fired by a drunk coon-ass swaying madly atop a bending flagpole... naked. My power went out yesterday. Storm isn't even scheduled to hit full brunt (50mph winds) until this afternoon. Every year we have miserable douchebags that refuse to cut their trees off the lines. So every year the limbs crack and, poof, 28,000 houses go dark. Thanks, you self serving, lazy, purulent, malodorous, fuck titted pederasts. Hurricanes aren't a big deal. I'd only worry about this storm unless you nicknamed your house "The Andrea Gale." Maybe you shouldn't make your homes out of straw and twigs. They do that up north right? Yeah. Let's go with that.
It takes me out, across the wire It makes my life a carnival I'll go out on the street and take my chances You don't even have to ask, I know the answers I can feel the street like a Spanish Dancer, under my feet Making the night come around I can't come down You can't hold me, when I get to feelin' this way It's all over, I'm inside the music that's playin' FIgured I'd throw that out.
Thanks Chuck - it's like a vocabulary lesson in every post. I am ashamed to admit that I am lacking in the shotgun department. As for the storm, I'm up on a hill, so if flooding becomes a problem, we are all fucked in half. It's the trees, man. THE FUCKING TREES, MAN! Falling on the house, falling on the power lines, falling on the cars. Two of the last three have happened to me the last year or two. There have been more cases of trees flattening people and cars around here in the last year or so than in the previous 40 years. http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news...g-New-Jersey-Parvin-State-Park-160940735.html http://www.northjersey.com/community/159152935_Trees_fall_all_over_Dover.html
I just don't want to lose power again, especially since I have about $500 worth of meat in the freezer. Last year a shit load of people lost power for over a week because of the hurricane.
I'm already sick of hearing about this damn storm. People are freaking out, booking hotel rooms and paying huge amounts of money for generators. Being without power sucked, but people did it for thousands of years. If anything, I'm more upset that if it hits us like it did last time, Halloween will be canceled. Again.
Awesome, thanks. Now, can you help people find this one? I don't see why you have to discriminate against the other threads. Threadist.
You're talking about that time I walked in on your mom munching scat aren't you? Ugh. THAT was bad...